If you could have 3 mutant powers, what would they be?

Unlimited adjustable penis length and girth, for obvious

Immortality

See the future , to buy stocks and such

A penis like plastic man that could span the globe, and regeneration in case it ran into any trouble on the way. Also, the power to talk to fish.

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Brilliant answers ppwh!

I'm not a big fan of movies based on comic books because the heroes always have obvious powers like super strength, flying, laser eyes, and so forth. Or they're rich and buy things like airplanes, super cars, etc. If I were making a comic book movie the heroes would have weird powers, so of like the guy with plastic man penis that talks to fish.

For me, I'd have hot girl X-Ray vision, where I wouldn't see through clothes if the girl had unsightly tattoos or was otherwise unattractive. It would work to block my X-Ray vision even if she sort of looked hot with her clothes on.

But if she was a hotty I'd see everything!

I'd be able to talk with dachshunds and doxie crosses. And frogs. But I doubt that frogs have much to say.

And finally I'd have incredible luck with midrange lottery winnings. Not the big jackpots. But every time I stop in to buy a Slim Jim or some jerky at a convenience store I'd buy a lotto ticket and it would be a winner in the $500 to $10K range.

I'm not sure if those powers would help me fight crime or make me one of the Justice Society. But they make me laugh so they'd be ace anyway! ;)

• sort of like the guy with plastic man penis that talks to fish

The only power i would need is the ability to become invisible although being able to fly fast would also be nice.

Mind control, mind reading and the ability to instantly learn a skill or knowledge from someone. Sort of like copy some sort of information from someones brain and paste it into my own. Or even from person to person. Average stripper, gives great head. Hot stripper, gives bad head. Copy and paste. Problem solved.

I'd love to be able to telepathically see which ultra hot women in my city were especially horny, but alone and " open ". Drive there, knock on their door, and offer myself to them to satisfy their needs.

Not sure if that's mutant, but I'd love to have that telepathic vision.

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1. The ability to fabricate stories about visiting SCs, falling in love with strippers, and not be able to get any action after making it rain $30K on them and convince myself and others that the stories are true even though I'm only a sophomore in high school.

2. The ability to lose every confrontational debate and still delude myself into thinking that I will someday become a lawyer without a history of sucking dick and giving bareback anal in VIP rooms.

3. The ability to post psychotic rantings from my mom's basement about creating an organization based on learnings acquired from getting GFE in the front rooms of the underground mexican hat dancing circuit without playing the chump's game of paying for dances.

Those would be some mutant powers.

^^^LOL

The problem with picking powers is coming up with something that is extraordinary, yet actually plausible, without having to resort to "magic" as an explanation.

While the type of "x-ray vision" described above is desirable, it's not very plausible. It has to be able to penetrate multiple layers of clothing, while still leaving the view of the skin underneath as "normal". Not very likely.

On the other hand, there is lots of evidence that the brain is capable of things we don't fully understand, so I'm also going to go with the mind reading / mind influencing power, like what the Jedi have. Then, if I want to see a beautiful girl naked, I can just convince her to take her clothes off. If I need more money, I can just convince some weak minded fool to give some to me.

Since we're allowed to pick three, I'll also take telekinesis which would then allow some form of flight to take place.

And an accelerated/regenerative metabolism (ala Wolverine or The Highlander), which should protect me from injuries and provide a longer more youthful life.

I bet that Dr. Katz wishes he could talk to cats.

Real life mutations I'd choose: Heterochromia, polydactylism, and the "elite controller" DNA

As a horny kid going thru puberty and hormones out of control, I used to wish I could turn invisible - I would see a voluptuous well-endowed woman on the street anda as a kid going thru puberty I would day-dream about being invisible and being able to be in her house and see her when she was nude taking a shower and such - or being invisible and being able to be in my middle-school girl's gym locker-room.

I guess I haven't changed much except now I can just hit SCs whenever I want and see all the naked women I want :)

Being able to read people's minds, especially women's, would be interesting, LOL

Handsome, rich, & well endowed OMG,I got mutant powers ! , )

Comic book powers for a strip club: A prehensile cock The ability to read (and control) minds The ability to shit singles.

^^^ Don't forget your power to call people porch monkeys

What is a porch monkey?

It's that homosexual's pet name for men he has a crush on, not that there's anything wrong with that. ;D

I like to hang out on my deck and drink beer.

Does that make me a deck monkey?

^^^You need to ask gramma nut case, he's the guy that catalogs everybody, maybe he works for the gubemint, a few months ago he was offering me gubemint cheese.

^^^ porch monkey is better. You get random people / strangers to stop and chat. Don't worry, warhawks, we'll convert you and skibum to legit porch monkeys soon.

@ gamma nut case Comic book powers for a strip club: A cock The ability to read The ability to shit

There I fixed your post, but you have me on ignore, so you probably won't be able to Thank Me, it's O.K. Your Welcome

my response was to warhawks, not twentyfive (who ninja'ed me)

The ability to print fake $$$ that is undetectable then I'd be a whale in clubs from coast-to-coast :)

I'd want to ability to fly fast, to perform telekinesis, and the ability to rewind time. I might as well go for the big ones.

Think like the video game "Life is Strange" or "Remember Me" where the main character can rewind and manipulate time. That's very powerful. You can change fates. I'm not sure I'd want that power though. I might to think this over and choose funny powers, like everyone else.

The power to heal with my touch. I would "cure" every woman I was ever with and never even look at a condom for the rest of my life. The ability to predict the market. You would make serious bank bull or bear. The ability to comprehend and speak any language. I would want to travel with all that wealth and think of all the beautiful foreign woman I could "heal'.

hmmm. the power that women would find me as attractive as I found them, so if i saw a crazy hot Dancer, she would think I was just as hot. Then as I got to know her and eventually got tired of her BS she would find me less attractive and we both could walk away with no regrets. Next,. maybe regeneration and the ability to turn into anything i want, that way after awhile I could change into someone else so no one knew I lived forever, since i would regenerate like Wolverine.

Regenerative powers ie Wolverine or Deadpool. Reason: No fear of reprisal from angry deadbeat boyfriends or bouncers itc.

The ability to emulate the appearance of anyone ie Mystique. Reason: I can make myself look like a woman's ideal man. Also good for fooling deadbeat boyfriends.

The ability to read the mind ie Professor X. Reason:so I know what the woman desires so I can have the look she wants (mystique power) and say what she wants to hear.

rh48hr is on the right track.

How about throwing in "knowing the answer to everything." Always knowing what to say to women, always knowing who has the best hand at the poker table I'm playing at, always knowing which team is going to win and cover the spread, oh yeah and knowing how to cure cancer. Yeah that'll work.

To become invisible. With that super power I don't think any others are needed.

1. The ability to read someone's mind

2. The ability to be invisible

3. The ability to touch something and have its quality increase or decrease.

Here are some examples of #3.

You are short on cash. Just touch a $1 bill and suddenly it becomes a $100 bill.

You are at a club and there are no hot dancers. A dancer approaches you and she looks like she's 55-years old, and has probably given birth at least 8 times. When she introduces herself and you shake her hand, suddenly she is now 30 years younger and her body looks as good as it did before her first child.

You are in a club full of men in suits and ties and they all have looks that are comparable to celebrities like George Clooney, Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise. Just go tap them all on the shoulder and now they all look like Sloth from The Goonies.

Intangibility, optional invisibility, and editic memory

Regeneration, teleportation, and whatever it is that Jean Grey has.

Teleportation and telepathy/mind control are givens. With those two you could go anywhere and do anything. Luke Cage style invulnerability might be a nice third option.

Ihearvoices- Jean Gray has telepathic and telekenisis abilities. These powers are on such a high level, she is more powerful then almost all mutants including Professor X.

jester - I hate to be a stickler and rain on your parade but Luke Cage is not a mutant. It would have to be Apocalypse. :)

One problem with invisibility is getting run over or hit by someone who didn't see you or stepped on or sat on. Just imagine juice knocking you over. Plus do you need to take off your clothes or is it just your skin and body? Walk around barefoot in a strip club with sticky floors or wherever? With super intelligence I could invent an invisibility energy field that deflects light around the field making everyone and anything inside invisible to others.

@sharkhunter then only use your invisibility to steal. Why you invisible in a crowded strip club anyway? Now the girl looks like she's talking/dancing with herself.

@jester214 mind control makes life WAY too easy. You gotta have SOME resistance or else you'll quickly get bored with life.

@Estafador: ^True.

lol sharkhunter - you're overthinking the invisibility thing too much. Just go with it!