Minneapolis - Semen Found In 11 Of 17 Adult Venues

I'd be more concerned about the six they didn't find it in. Those clubs must be awful.

So guys LDK, they go in with a blacklight and find old stains from that. Big whoop. You go to these places knowing they're not known for sterility. I'm pretty sure they're not talking about gobs dripping down the walls.

I'd rather see them keep a better eye on the bar. I'm convinced I got sick once after a night at a club where I suspect they didn't clean the glasses well enough.

Three guys go into Bogart's, a notorious Detroit-area strip club dive, and sit at a table.

The waitress asks them what they want to drink.

The first guy says, "I want a shot of whiskey." The second guy says, "I want a shot of whiskey." The third guy says, "I want a shot of whiskey, and make sure it's in a clean glass."

When the waitress returns, she sets down her tray with the three drinks and says, "Which one of you guys wanted the clean glass?

jackslash, do the dirty glasses have jizz on them?

Which clubs had bedspreads in them?

And, did they check any of the dancers to see which one's had semen covering them?

What? They didn't find any soldiers?

The official photos are here - https://cbsminnesota.files.wordpress.com…

Yea, these aren't old stains. And the one of the clubs that wasn't mentioned - The Seville Club - is right next to the Twins Stadium. It's known for all Ice Queens.

On furniture, walls, and carpet is not really where I want my load to go.

SJG

I'm with AnonymousJim. What kind of adult venue has NO semen anywhere? Sounds like an air dance factory. If people are so terrified of a little semen they need to stay home with their PCs or VCRs.

In AMPs the most common service is HJ 'til completion, load going onto the carpet or where ever.

SJG

Sounds to me like the Minneapolis City Fathers are taking the part of the Captain's Wife in "The Captain's Wife's Lament" :

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BR6_1KtA…