You know she is a mediocre fuck but she looks so damned good

32 comments

• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Your fucking stupid
• shadowcat

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  8 years ago

  Yes. She is just my type but was a big disappointment in VIP. I have not seen her since but my BIG head tells me that the next time I see her I need to tell her that unless she can change her rules, we are done. Will the little head go along? We'll see. :)
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Or actually, she was fucking stupid
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  Good looking but lies there like a starfish?
• mikeya02

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  8 years ago

  Hot girls don't really have to do anything. Spin them, pose them sexy and pound away.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Isn't there a chapter in The System for this?
  
  :)
• vincemichaels

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  8 years ago

  Yeah, pound away as they lay there like dead meat. It happens.
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  I def place much more weight on dancer performance & "dedication to her craf" than on looks, not hard for me to dismiss her if she does not perform to reasonable expectations or feel she won't
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  Be careful you don't pull a JS69 & make her cry trying to fuck an unwilling participant
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  If she wanted you badly enough, you probably wouldn't be paying her.
• larryfisherman

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  8 years ago

  Just have her suck your dick.
• sclvr5005

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  8 years ago

  You're no doubt a mediocre fuck too. Enjoy your sexual peer.
• londonguy

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  8 years ago

  I'd rather have an average girl that was a great fuck than a stunner that isn't.
• motorhead

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  8 years ago

  Fucking a girl not strung out on drugs helps
• rickthevulture

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  8 years ago

  It's the saw-whet here because my vulture bud is still sleeping from a major party. hoo...hoo...
  
  You apes should listen to the smartest of your kind. rickthehairlessape has an important point here. The vulture, the shark, and I had a three way with a female hairless ape last night. hoo...hoo...
  
  She was only a 7. I'd like a 10 but do you damn dirty apes know how hard it is to find a 10 that's willing to lick my cloaca while the vulture gives her beak at the same time she gives the shark a clasper job? That takes talent! hoo...hoo...
  
  You apes need to be thanking the best of your kind for his many insights. This is yet another win in a string of winning threads by rickthehairlessape (aka rickdugan). hoo...hoo...
• ime

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  8 years ago

  It will feel the same in the end whether she is good or not, go for it.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  Ricky shit the bed on this one
• rickdugan

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  8 years ago

  As an update, I passed. It was a close thing though as my resolve wavered every time I saw her perfect ass sashay around the club. But memories of a mediocre blowjob, followed by FS where she seemed to clench to keep my from going in too deep. provided me with sufficient willpower to walk away.
• shailynn

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  8 years ago

  I've outgrown that sometime ago.
  
  I'd rather have a 6 give me A+ treatment than a 9 giving me C- treatment.
  
  Kinda funny I don't look at other aspects of my life like that but when it comes to my sex life, there's a different set of rules!
• RandomMember

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  8 years ago

  Examples from 2016:
  (1) She didn't like deep penetration (like @Dugan's case)
  (2) Part-time fashion model, but the only girl in existence who "freaks out" if you go down on her
  (3) Starfish girl.
  
  The only thing in common, is me.
• crazyjoe

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  8 years ago

  More bed shitting going on
• joewebber

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  8 years ago

  if she's an 8 or 9, but she is dumb as a box of rocks, it's a turn off.
  i had a CF (8.5) that I took to VIP a few times. had a great time. at least until she opened her mouth to talk.
  then it was all about outfits, nails, hair, shoes, and gossip.
  she doesn't need to be a rocket scientist, but she should at least be able to carry on a conversation about something other than vanity.
• gammanu95

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  8 years ago

  What the saying about bad sex and bad pizza? Even the worst you've had is still pretty good. I suppose it also depends on whether and how much you paid, and if you got your money's worth.
• Dougster

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  8 years ago

  Not really. I knew one girl who a 9 in looks, 1 in terms of sexual ability. Easy decision. Just move on.
• Tiburon

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  8 years ago

  Yes. What you essentially do is take over the sex and do most the work. I'll nut from just fucking a fine ass bish. Or does that only work with young people? The real question is do you go back for seconds or thirds knowing she's not that good?
• Tiburon

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  8 years ago

  I thought about it and read the comments and yeah after the first time, unless she willing to get better, I'd find someone better. No need to continually ruin your dick with bad experiences. Little bill might just become racist lol
• Tiburon

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  8 years ago

  @papichulo did js69 really rape someone?
• Papi_Chulo

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  8 years ago

  ^ no
• san_jose_guy

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  8 years ago

  "You know she is a mediocre fuck "
  
  How do you know this?
  
  And how GFE friendly with her are you before committing to FS?
  
  Usually any girl who will open up GFE wise, and so long as you are skilled with her, will be a great fuck.
  
  SJG
• Dominic77

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  8 years ago

  Tiburon --> "did js69 really rape someone?" --> end quote Tiburon
  
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• rickthevulture

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  8 years ago

  This is why you apes can't have good things. You don't thank rickdugan as much as he deserves and you drove off Hotstuff69babi. Sad. Squawk!
  
  The good apes among you must attempt to take control and improve the level of discourse on TUSCL. Squawk!
• rickthelion

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  8 years ago

  To the idiotic hairless ape pretending to be gay that is actually a pathetic virgin ape:
  
  You better cool it with criticizing rickdugan. The ricks are your betters. rickdugan is the smartest hairless ape on the planet. Don't you realize how nice he is for sharing his system? Of course you don't. You've never had sex with anybody.
  
  So just apologize so I don't have to go wildebeest on your ass. Keep going the way you're going and I'll get the ricktheshark to drag your lifeless corpse out to where harrythehagfish and his buds will devour it.
  
  Trust me, you don't want the kind of desecration of your corpse that a hagfish will give it.
  
  ROAR!