How to stay out of strip clubs and save money.

You are gay for sure

Lol

If only I had a neck that long......

Thankfully this did not load on my phone. But I read the title "self sucking." I guess that might be ok if one has retrograde ejaculations, but I'll pass on having anybody's cum in my mouth. Including my own.

LOL, Longball300. Shadowcat, you have cast a shadow on this beautiful day. I won't forget that image for awhile. :)

Shit

That's the kind of shit that's gonna get you band.

Lol. The girls at Follies would be mad, if you started that shit.

This raises so many questions:

• Getting yourself off is masturbation. Is this masturbation?
• Sucking another dude's dick is gay. Is this gay?
• Having sex with a close relative is incest. No one is more closely related to you than you. Is this incest? Shadowcat, I think you've shown us the trifecta: masturbatory gay incest!

Now, how can I unsee this?

Good gosh, you people are inflexible, unlike him... ;-D