Dumb Real World Questions Strippers Ask
goldmongerATL
The Square Above Charlie Weaver
I had a girl ask me if she could write off her apartment on her taxes. I eagerly asked if she took customers there. She said she didn't, but she had to live somewhere so she could sleep and store her outfits in order to work there. So, that makes my apartment a business expense, right?
To make matters worse, she said she was in college taking business courses.
She also told me she didn't do extras, just normal VIP stuff like BJ and FS? I missed the chance to find out what she did think was an "extra". Did get some normal stuff from her in VIP, though!
To make matters worse, she said she was in college taking business courses.
She also told me she didn't do extras, just normal VIP stuff like BJ and FS? I missed the chance to find out what she did think was an "extra". Did get some normal stuff from her in VIP, though!
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This isn't a question but the most laughable was my retired ATF. last time I talked to her (this year and it's been several years since our relationship ended) she was still talking about finishing her undergrad. She's now 41 and she enrolled in college when she was 18. I always wanted to say (but didn't have the heart) "maybe it's time to set a new goal or lower your current one."
But seriously, anyone try to make their P4P women tax deductible, that is pay them with pre-tax money via a payroll or corporate budget that you control?
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SJG
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She likely could write off the costume costs since they have to be worn and can't be used for another purpose.
The real shock is that she actually files a tax return.
Brilliant!
Unfortunately she probably considers rimjobs to be an extra. :(
She told me that my hands were really soft. I was surprised, I said, "Do you mean compared to yours? I don't think so." And I compared.
Then I realized and said, "Oh, you mean compared to the Mexican men. Oh well just let me spend one day digging up a broken water pipe or something like that, and my hands will get real rough. But yes, usually I'm just doing things on computers and on paper."
SJG
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I've answered that by saying I always wear gloves when I do construction or auto repair, then make a comment how nasty the hands of mechanics are and that they dont take care of themselves. My old man and grandpa both have dirty nails all the time. I make sure they are perfectly clean since I'll be FIVing a stripper. I also cut then back and file them for that reason. I use blue nitrile gloves for everything. Sometimes 2 gloves at a time if I suspect the outside one might get pinholed or torn.
SJG