We'd better not have a penis measuring competition at the Detroit meet up. Otherwise Heck might do this to one of our better endowed members.
We'd better not have a penis measuring competition at the Detroit meet up. Otherwise Heck might do this to one of our better endowed members.
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SJG
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My name is Daniel Boone and I have a bigger axe than Heck does!
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My ex looked down when I took off my pants and said "who do you think you are going to please with 'that'" I looked her straight in the face and said "ME"!
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Word at bogarts is heck is black from the waist down.
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When I was at Follies last Thursday in the VIP, the dancer pulled my dick out and said "this thing is huge" and put it next to her to show me it was half the size of her arm.
I realize it was probably SS
But I am black, so perhaps it wasn't ;-)
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I asked a girl to deep throat me one time, and she said, "Sorry, I can't deepthr---, oh, OK."
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Did go Vikings just say his dancer measured their dicks together ?
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My ATF explaining to me the art of deepthroating and then commented how mine was bigger than her boyfriend's. She then ventured a guess on it's size and overshot the estimate by an inch. SS I'm sure, by I happily said, why yes, that's exactly how big it is.
That said, for multiple reasons, I better not get into a russian style binge drinking thing with her boyfriend...
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Wiener sizes:
southpark.cc.com
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How does chopping his friends dick off help the situation? I wonder if they were able to save his dick and reattach it?
It would be worse if he cut off part of his friends dick - and it was still longer than his.
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Heck is a little bitch
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Excuse me while I whip this out ...
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