Best SC Aphorisms

Nina: Shut the fuck up Motorhead

Good ones. I forget who said it here: something along the lines of "just bc a dancer tells you about her life, doesn't mean you're a part of hers"

^^^Yes, along the lines of the old alt.sex.strip-clubs (the first strip club discussion forum on the net, ever!) line:

They are a big part of our lives, and we can never be part of theirs

I'm honored to be on the list for great SC aphorisms!

Lol that lopaw one is great, I remember when she said that, thanks for bringing back a sweet memory

How about that standard- How do you know that a stripper is lying? She's speaking.

Or something along those lines.

^^^ That's good!

Rech speaks the truth !!!

Rech is right! Well said.

Reach nailed it!

Famous stripper line after a couple of dances..."Go find us a seat, I'll be there in minute" ...turns into an hour...

I meant "Rech"....damn typos

If you want to date a stripper, use Carbon 14.

Buy low sell high.

Papi_Chulo-->"You are fighting a losing battle if ur going to the SC w/ the mindset of what the dancers think or what they want - the more you try to please them the more they will control you & the more the visit will be about them instead of you"

Okay, a little too long to be an aphorism, but pithy nonetheless

It's called taking advantage.

Great aphorism though.

I heard this one on stripclubjunkie -

You must have realistic expectations when you step into the unrealistic world of a strip club.

Being on this site - and reading the discussions - definitely helps to keep my expectations realistic.

Not exactly an aphorism, but has to go here anyway

georgemicrodong:
I remember one time I asked a dancer, one who'd given me a very high mileage dance, and hinted at more, "How would you feel about meeting me outside the club?"

In response I got the type of speech you indicated in a *very* snotty tone of voice. I just looked at her in surprise and said "What are you talking about? Who said anything about paying you?"

How bout :

It's cheaper to buy a house in Malibu CA than the heart of a stripper

(paraphrased from a Chris Rock movie)
You can lose a lot of money chasing strippers but you don't lose strippers chasing money

Since no therapy is cheap, might as well make it fun.

I don't go to clubs for the tits and ass, I go for the choice of tits and ass

Here's a couple for all you mongers to put in your pipe and smoke it:

"Maxim number two is never trust anyone who doesn't think farts are funny." "Hornet Porky" in "Punk's War" pg.223.

"The safest way to double your money is fold it twice and put it in your pocket." Auric Goldfinger in "Goldfinger" pg.131

DoctorPhil:

if you have to ask whether its creepy it is definitely creepy

^^^ hah, got the attribution wrong, it was actual DoctorPhil(dot) who wrote that ... he's trolling DoctorPhil
which you have to admit is a little ironic in itself :)