Stripper Acts of Honesty

Not from a stripper - but I was surprised by the honesty of a rent-a-cop private security guy at one club. Getting out of my car in the parking lot my wallet slipped out of my pocket.

I was inside getting ready to pay my cover charge when I reached for my wallet and discovered it was gone. I turned to head back to my car when the security guard came in. He saw me drop it. It contained *a lot* of cash.

I had little faith but was impressed.

I have another one about dance counts from a visit last month. I thought we did 8. I paid her $100 ($10/dance, + $20 tip, since she was high mileage and fun). She looks at it and says, that's too much, we did 6 dances, how much is here? Says I only need to give her $60. Then she leans and says, "he marked us down for six." Which I think refers to the clipboard the bouncer/floater uses for dance counts.

I guess if the dancer and floater agree, and it works in my favor, who am I to disagree?

Later as I was leaving, she runs after the floor to see me, hugs me, then gives some SS about honesty/ROBs, and hopes to see me again soon.

+ Maybe it's me and I can't tell when one song starts and another ends?
+ Maybe the bouncer counted wrong (aka Monopoly card, "bank error in your favor, collect the price of 2 dances"), and the dancer let me slide on $$ to earn my favor.

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Not a dancer, but honesty from me:
Another dancer and I were walking back to the LD area. She didn't see $5 I gave her fall out of her garter. I picked it up and gave it back to her.

In a similar fashion, I once had my wallet slip out of my back pocket in the VIP room upstairs here in the Detroit area. It was brought down to me at the bar where I was sitting.

VM - I think it was pretty honest of Gwen to not accuse you of being the baby daddy. :)

Dominic: it is also the case that sometimes bouncers undercount on purpose. Usually, it's to curry favor with the dancer to either get a bigger tip, or try to have sex with her. Although in your case, it sounds like a mistake

"You're dick is the right size. Not too big and not too small." This after an OTC session. She was a girl with curvy hips that could take a big one if need be, but her honesty after planting a big kiss on me was appreciated.

I sat under an a/c vent - put my cash on the bar under my beer. A dancer I'd been really enjoying on stage comes over - and I lose my mind. I pull a chair out for her - call the bartender over to order her a drink - and the I lift my beer. The cash flies off the bar - and I have no idea of it. A dancer jumps off stage and picks up my cash - and hands it to me. I figured that was worth a $20.

IMO... The under-counting idea only makes sense if you pay the dancer for all the dances (say 8) buy only has to give the house their cut on the under count (say 6)

Subraman and mjx01, interesting insights. Thanks.