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Funny TUSCLer names

Papi_Chulo
Papi_ChuloVIP64041557

Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

We’ve done funny club names b/f; but I’ve seen some real funny TUSCL names also – e.g.:

“MassiveHardOn”

“JizzEjector”

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rockstar666

I like 4get2wipe the best. I wish I'd thought of it myself!

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jackslash

Here are some funny names:

carlos_spiceyweiner eyeamlong Hugh_G._Rection

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4got2wipe

"I like 4get2wipe the best. I wish I'd thought of it myself!"

Thanks! It makes me laugh! Though I think it has also convinced some people that I'm trolling! Of course they're non-brilliant people that can't appreciate a little scatological humor, so I don't worry about them!

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shailynn

If you remembered to wipe you could have banged that chick with the dog you met in the park.

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4got2wipe

"If you remembered to wipe you could have banged that chick with the dog you met in the park."

Who did that girl think she was? The Queen of England? I washed my taint with Listermint and that should have been good enough!

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vincemichaels

Yeah !! That should have been good enough !! If she can't take the joke. . . . . . FUCK HER !!

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vincemichaels

jackslash is on to something. When I first saw Hugh_G_Rection, my initial reaction was to spew out the coffee I was drinking. Part of my morning entertainment is to peruse this site and laugh at the many funny things we experience. As well, as keeping tabs on my buddies here. You guys know who you are, many of you have PM'd me and I enjoy talking with you.

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vincemichaels

I cast my vote for Hugh_G_Rection.

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Supremeruler

Year Hugh g rection is a funny one. 4got2wipe and Carlos spicywiener too. Never seen jizzejector or massivehardon.

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georgmicrodong

First time seeing Hugh's name was a literal laugh out loud moment for me as well.

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Daddillac

I know this is user names but every time I see HiLiter in the reviews my mind says Hitler.... Must be a throwback to when I first started clubbing and the girls trimmed their pussy into a Hitler Mustache

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DandyDan

There's always Dick Johnson

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Timex345

A good fantasy football name I heard was Fourth Down Syndrome.

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Papi_Chulo

“DrBitches”

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