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crazyjoe
Colorado
I'm a 59.3669 yrs old [With Vulcan Precision] Florida Born → [Eglin AFB] Maverick and 30 year Operating Room Nurse with a Bachelor of Business Degree. I like reading, movies → [2200+ DVDs/Blu-Rays] & computers, Star Trek and, of course ideally → absolutely SCORCHING HOT 8+ {in terms of Looks & Body & Personality} Adult Spinner Dancers who have NO GAG reflex & provide EXPERT "Wet & Crazy Wild" "NO Hands" Deep Throat BBBJCIMWS for as long as possible and HOT Intercourse and PASSIONATE Deep French Kissing!! Especially if they are sharp & intelligent & confident & enthusiastically into SATISFYING me TOTALLY. And also have long flowing curly Red Hair, no piercings [Except Earrings] & NO TATTOOS, when I can find one! Uninvited Blondes [ONLY Blondes HOT for Me! LOL] & KK need NOT apply & might as well leave again.

----------EXTRA SPECIAL POST SCRIPTUM:

***Another step has been taken towards the destruction of this forum, lead by the main Asshole thing. More's the Pity for those who only wish good & reasonable info about Strip Clubs. The END is at hand via the run amok Assholes & their aliases. And almost NO ONE gives a FUCK!!! It is just a JOKE to them. They'll Reap What They Sow!!!***


***Names - Numbers - Lists...!!!***

***What you read is what you get regarding me***
***PRIVACY VIOLATORS - Get Fucked & DIE badly!! LMFAO!!***

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My Favored Clubs:
1. Flight Club - BEST IMHO right now! {Xtras readily available}
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3.
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5. BT's Executive Club - {Xtras readily available at cheaper cost - Talent not as good as FC} - 2012 Ex-ATF's Club
6. The Penthouse Club - Detroit - {VERY Expensive $$$$$$ Xtras available} - Retired 2011 Ex-ATF's Club
7.
8. Coliseum - {Has possible Potential - Quality of Xtras not consistent IMHO & IME - Have had little luck here}
9. Bogart's - 2010 Ex-ATF's Club - {Xtras always available, BUT Quality of talent can be SORELY lacking at times}
10. Partners Tavern - Erie, PA - {OK, only 1 visit - Had Xtras}
11. Déjà Vu - Toledo - {Up & Down + Hot & Cold regarding Xtras - Better chance now on Sundays & Mondays seemingly according to an INSIDER - FS more likely than BBBJs}
12. Kisses Showgirls - {Dancers like OTC, a greedy club - Xtras available with right girl, but not recently} - DC
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Favored TUSCL/TwoSheds Members in Alphabetical Order:
1. boogieknight369
2. Club_Goer @
3. COclubber *@
4. HonestT *@
5. hornyinohio @ - {TwoSheds Member also}
6. jestrite50 @
7. MADDOG_ROMEO @
8. motorhead @
9. Mrpink
10. Nina ** - {TwoSheds Member}
11. pabloantonio
12. Papi_Chulo @
13. rediguan
14. Stiletto25 @ - {VERY Special!}{MIA - A REAL Shame she is probably gone}
15. tenisbum1776 **@ - Back!
16. vincemichaels *@ {MIA??}
17. Viper GTS - {TwoSheds Member}
18. Downriverdude - {TwoSheds Member}
* = Have met in person
** = Plan to Meet in person
@ = Know real 1st name
# = Probationary :)

List of Most Favored Dancers & Active ATF:
1. **** - BT's
2. A** - Flight Club - Days
3. M***** - Flight Club - Days
4. M****** @&Â¥ - xxx - Days
5. T**** @&Â¥ - PHC - Days - ostensibly retired
6. T*** @&Â¥ - Bogarts - Days - Gone With the Wind, destination UNKNOWN
7. K****** - Flight Club - Nights?
$ = Know Real 1st Name
@ = Know Real 1st & Last names
Â¥ = Know Real Address
& = SUM
¤ = Active ATF

List of Dancers I want to meet in the VIP Room who I have YET to meet!!!!!!
1. M***** $ - Déjà Vu/Toledo - Nights
2. L*** - Flight Club
3. B****** - Bogart's - Nights
4. D******** - Bogart's - Nights
5. D******* - BT's - Nights
6. L*** - BT's Nights - GND - GONE??
7. M** - Déjà Vu/Toledo - Nights
8. M******* - BT's - Nights
9. N*** - ?
$ = Know Real 1st Name
@ = Know Real 1st & Last names
Â¥ = Know Real Address
& = SUM

List of Dancers to AVOID - ROBs or worse:
1. *** - @&¥ [Toledo resident] - Déjà Vu?? - Days/Mostly Nights
2. S******* $ - Kisses Showgirls
3. D***** - Kisses Showgirls
4. A***** - Flight Club - PHC? - Coliseum?
5. M****** - @&Â¥ - BT's - Days
6. V****** - $ [W/SWM resident] / [PV] - TSM
$ = Know Real 1st Name
@ = Know Real 1st & Last names
Â¥ = Know Real Address
& = SUM


Do NOT Like List of TUSCL/TwoSheds Members, Ever Growing Unfortunately [NO WAY to get rid of them, YET!!! - But there is hope when a Moderator appears FINALLY!]
***NOT A POWER LIST IN ORDER - New additions go to the Bottom:
1. Is
2. C
3. Dr ^ #
4. R
5. S ^
6. G
7. Ts +
8. Sl
9. B
10. H
11. J
12. L
13. J4 ^
14. t ^
15. J0 ^
16. Cr
17. s3
18. D ^
19. s9
20. KK [PV]^
21. Vs
22. Er
23. Tp ^
24. d2
25. Te ^~
26. T
27. m6 ^
28. j ^
29. L3
30. z8 ^
31. Co
32. s ^
33. Ce ^
34. Dy
35. d ^
36. b ^
37. T ^ (
38. P ^
39. b ^
40. to ^
41. Dl [PV][HLP]^
42. mg ^
43. g [PV][HLP]^
44. BN +
45. J9 ^ [Who is this new A.H. - An alias I think]
46. SS ^
47. W ^
48. A
49. sr ^
***50. b6 ^ [Well this Moron wins the Asshole of the Month award for being #50]
51. gs ^ [The NEWEST Asshole! - They're multiplying rapidly - Dougster is spreading his contaminated seed around TOO MUCH. LMFAO!!]
52. tl [PV] ^
53. to ^
54. TF ^
55. Ty ^
56. St ^
57. m1 ^
58. Ly ^
59. Ka ^
***60. m ^ [Well this Moron wins the Asshole of the Month [Sept] award for being #60]
61. *e ^
62. re ^
63. Bs ^
64. A. ^ [The NEWEST Asshole! Or just maybe an OLD 1 with infected shit for brains!!!]
65.
66.
67.
68.
69.
70.
↓?????? WHO WILL BE #70??? - {To protect the GUILTY &/or INNOCENT! And to expose the Profane, the LIARS, the mocking, the Vicious, the Crazy, the TOTALLY & COMPLETELY illiterate, the Bizarre, the Racists, the INSANELY self-important, the PRIVACY VIOLATORS and the HIGHLY delusional! NO ass kissing either - heh *********}
Take some guesses. Some are really rather OBVIOUS & well known. And I see you are now taking some wild and ridiculous GUESSES and guessing badly too!! LMAO - NO more guesses about who is on the List? Heh? I guess it is too hard for the Attack Dogs. Their creature brains/neurons are TOO TINY & weak. LMFAO!!!


POST SCRIPTUM:

Truly BEAUTY is in the eyes of the Beholder - male & female alike, & experience in the pocket of the man with experienced age and intelligence like me LOL, if used well. In that I firmly BELIEVE!

Besides being a VERY Disliked & often VERY HATED Patron Saint & TUSCL's resident White Knight [NOT the ASSHOLE using that Handle!!!]. [Someone NEEDS to be, to Stand Up for all those set upon by the Evil Vile ATTACK Dogs - (You ALL know who they ARE!)] I'm also VERY Flawed and quite far from being Perfect [Something VERY few, if any members here would dare to admit, their MASSIVE EGOS simply wouldn't permit such a HONEST admission] besides being VERY, VERY, VERY strongly Opinionated, sometimes very feisty & very confrontational, but usually & typically rational & unafraid to express my opinions whether other people & some fellow TUSCL members like my opinions or NOT! And some REALLY, REALLY do HATE my opinions based on the replies and ATTACKS on said opinions & upon me PERSONALLY!! And that is just TOO damned FUCKING BAD! I will NOT stop expressing my opinions, EVER!!! Just get used to it and accept the FACT. I'll stand completely alone if necessary! [There are members who support me, just not publicly usually] ;))

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My WORDS of WISDOM: ;)

***I'm here FOREVER & EVER, although I may take breaks!!! - Attacking me won't get rid of me! HEAR that ASSHOLES!!!***

***How about finding MORE important subjects to start threads about INSTEAD about me. Hmm... I'm not very interesting, really!***

***I asked and I received, THX*** / ***I have the TOOL to counter sneak attacks! - LOL***

***An Iron Handed Moderator is NEEDED to ban & rid TUSCL of the Do NOT Like List of TUSCL Members, especially Dr / I can follow rules, but MOST of the List undoubtedly won't be able to. LMFAO***

***RESPECT the Privacy of PMs and Family Please*** / ***UNFORTUNATELY there are TOTAL ASSHOLES who don't respect PRIVACY and reveal the contents of PMs out of vicious maliciousness - This behavior REQUIRES a Moderator's intervention and REMOVAL from the TUSCL site of those who violate privacy, FOREVER!!!*** / ***If you don't like receiving PMs & having yours BLOCKED, there are 2 easy ways to deal with it.***

***Will watch the grass grow from a Macroscopic POV***

***DON'T HATE [Misogyny] or HURT [Sadism] Women & Dancers fellow members, it is terrible poison. Love them!! Treat them really well!! And have GREAT, enjoyable Sex with them. You'll be a better & happier & healthier person for it. Hate is bad. And hurting Women and Dancers is illegal. Did you read this xxx? I remember well your comments - I'll always remember them!!! And I WILL remind you if NEEDED publicly!***

***Fidelity - A seemingly Unknown, Unappreciated, not Understood and a rejected Concept by a great many TUSCL members. Too bad for their BETRAYED Serious Significant Others and Spouses.***

***The Vaginal Intercourse Obsession - A very interesting quirk of the Masculine attitude regarding sex with women & of a man's view of his masculine sex needs and how he fulfills them and injects his seed*** / ***Some recent Threads make my point EXACTLY!!! LOL***

***Also don't Drink Alcohol [And Drive!!!], Smoke cigarettes or do Illicit Drugs - These things will KILL YOU!!! And possibly Kill innocent others***

***DON'T carry any GUNS - people end up DEAD, usually someone you know! - REPEAL the 2nd Amendment - Right NOW! - Disband the NRA!!*** / ***Repeal "Stand Your Ground" Laws*** / ***Also send in the BLACK Helicopters RIGHT away to confiscate & DESTROY all GUNS!! LMFAO*** / ***FUCK YOU NRA!! You are HEARTLESS!!!***

***There is NO Deity/God / We're ALL made of Star Dust [From Supernovas][NOT "String Theory" IMHO]***

***4 More Years & perhaps 2 Supreme Court appointments to move the Court more towards the middle or left - The Sooner the BETTER!! Hillary in 2016 for President & 8 more years in the White House and Democratic Rule, & maybe 8 more after that & a few Supreme Court appointments getting RID of the far Right Justices!!!***

Maybe I should change my handle to "Saint Vitus", the Patron Saint of Dancers![Sarcasm] [Except for KK] {She seems to have vanished, which is just fine with me. She wasn't a nice person. TOO bad she didn't take a bunch of this site's ASSHOLES with her!}{DAM she has RETURNED! Go away again!}

What do you think? I guess it will have to be a 2nd alias. Don't steal the alias on me. We already have TOO damned many multiple alias people on the Forum, don't we Dr & Dl & tg & j9. LOL

New Focus owner too! Great Automobile - Nice Job Ford - Still wish I had a Corvette though, once a Vette owner - always a Vette Lover!!! [Love the '73 Vette - Red on Red!]

[Believe all the above or not - You'll NEVER know for SURE!]

The JHR Company®

15 comments

  • warhawks
    9 years ago

    WTF?

    That's some serious passive aggressiveness there.
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    Alucard had issues. I did enjoy reading Alucard and Dougster go at it. I think Alucard did not understand humor, sarcasm, and a few other things. He also did not believe in the 2nd amendment or the right of people to defend themselves with firearms. Other than all that, he was agreeable. He liked Star Trek but never once complained about the use of phasers. He was strange but a bit entertaining. He really did not like it when I posted the alien spaceship thread and mentioned his name. He immediately sent me a private message letting me know. I still thought it was funny.
  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    Awesome, his use of caps was funny
  • sharkhunter
    9 years ago
    If one of those Sandy Hook teachers had a gun, the teacher could have saved the lives of everyone at the school and the story would have never made the national news. I doubt this nation is going to go around and lock up every mentally disturbed person before they do anything nor is this nation going to identify and lock up every potential madman or terrorist before they strike. Using logic, the best defense is having trained citizens with firearms who can save their own lives and others in the rare event that a mentally disturbed person, madman, or a stupid terrorist wants to do others harm. Alucard and others fail to grasp logic in my opinion. This country is not going to remove every single gun or weapon from the hands of all of the above. Crime rates are lower in places where good people are armed and know how to defend themselves. It really is about good versus evil. I want the good people to be armed and defended while the evil people face as much opposition as possible. One armed teacher can hold off a gun person a few minutes until police arrive with some luck.

    Although if someone attacks unexpectedly and is well prepared, they can do massive damage before others can respond. Sandy Hook convinced Alucard that no ordinary person should have a firearm. He didn't use logic in my opinion because that would mean Only criminals would have firearms at the scene of a crime. Even some of my relatives who do not read the news much say they never hear stories about armed citizens saving their lives with a gun. They rarely report such stories in the main stream national news even though it happens a lot. Well, those criminals who got shot dead don't do it again.
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    I miss that crazy fucker. May he rest peacefully in heaven.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    "Were they retarded?"

    Quite the opposite, probably a high functioning autistic.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    Thank goodness he didn't like guns, because if he did, he would have killed at least 30 people, and probably would have been savvy enough to hide the evidence.
  • jackslash
    9 years ago
    For the record, I never joined in when people called Alucard a retard. However, there was something wrong with him. His enemies list alone reveals a paranoid creepiness. He did not understand humor or irony, and he had a rigid belief that his ideas were always right. He could be nasty, as I found out from his PMs and comments on my discussion threads. Alucard was one of only 2 people I ever put on ignore. I did not wish him any harm, but TUSCL is a more pleasant place without him.
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    ^^^^ Alucard was far from a retard. Juice is a retard, and he's a funny one at times as well. Alucard was more like a high functioning autistic. I always imagined he'd be like Jack Nicholson in "As Good As It Gets."

  • mikeya02
    9 years ago
    ^^^ Juice is not a retard. He's more like Jack Nicholson in " One Flew Over The Cuckoo's Nest"
  • shailynn
    9 years ago
    ^^^ that's loves chacken fangers
  • jestrite50
    9 years ago
    RIP Alucard ........As you can see here ......You are greatly missed !
  • motorhead
    9 years ago
    I received my first PM from him after I posted something that 99.9% of TUSCL would recognize as a joke. I carefully explained to him that it was meant to be humorous and after that he was mostly pleasnt towards me. Then towards the end, he did start attacking me via PMs over some things I said. He was strange indeed. But a good guy really. He would PM me every holiday with good wishes. I just wish he had a sense of humor.
  • rockstar666
    9 years ago
    Joe, is SJG now on your payroll?
  • Estafador
    9 years ago
    you know, I never put ANYONE on my ignore list. Hell, mines is empty to this day.
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