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"I like putting things in people's mouths"

JamesSD
JamesSD15150

California

10 yrs ago · 1 min read

Was talking to a dancer last night I wasn't interested in. She volunteered she was studying to be a dental hygienist, and mentioned "I like putting things in people's mouths".

Without hesitation, I told her "Me too."

She laughed. I mean, when someone tosses you an easy softball pitch, you gotta hit it out of the park.

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samsung1

It's a stripper myth that they are stripping to pay their tuition.

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whodey

The real question is: does she like people putting things in her mouth?

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sharkhunter

I was just thinking about this on Ash vs Evil Dead when the decapitated female talking head suggested the same thing. However it just wouldn't seem very safe on a show where body parts routinely get chopped off and some seem to reanimate. The show seems to be very bloody. It might make me hungry. I seem to get hungry looking at all the blood.

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crazyjoe

Nice one James. You are on it my friend!

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4got2wipe

"Was talking to a dancer last night I wasn't interested in. She volunteered she was studying to be a dental hygienist, and mentioned "I like putting things in people's mouths".

Without hesitation, I told her "Me too."

She laughed. I mean, when someone tosses you an easy softball pitch, you gotta hit it out of the park."

Brilliant!

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vincemichaels

We can use a few out of the park sluggers. Come to Detroit !! I'm absolutely sure we can find a dancer or 2 to accomodate you.

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