This guy burned his girlfriend but good....

That is funny

haha. :). good one

Don't try to come between a man and his dog.

Outstanding!

An oldie, but a goodie. :)

Ha ha!

I'm SO stealing that!!! LOL

YOOOOOOO! BURN NOTICE! LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

That's the way little 4got and I think! If a woman doesn't like dachshunds she's not for me!

And she better think frogs are brilliant too! ;)

Hil-air-eee-us!

Yet another description of why dogs are better than girlfriends or people for that matter.
Always remember you never are paying for sex you are paying her to leave afterwards!