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The Age-Old Vegas Question: The Best Talent and the Worst Prices

NigelCharles

In preparation for tomorrow's NCAA bowl game announcements, it looks like there's a pretty solid chance that my college team is going to end up at the Las Vegas Bowl. Vegas and football the weekend before Christmas? Sign me UP.

The ultimate TUSCL question: What is the best strip club in Vegas?

Here's the conditions: Extras not necessary but I'm all about the quality lap dance and grind. Not the cheapest place in the world (because I like classy SCs) but not investment banker prices. Hotness of dancers is prized above all else, Latinas preferred.

My friend is saying we should do Crazy Horse III, since that's where some Rhino talent goes but it doesn't have Rhino prices. But does anyone know of a better place to find some tits in your face and a round booty in your lap? I will likely roll on molly, since it enhances the feeling of that cocoa butter sheened skin. So drink prices are basically negligible.

Related: I haven't done any reviews of Vegas SCs because they were all from before I joined the site and I believe, particularly with Vegas, a review of a SC isn't worth much unless it's recent and topical. So I'll review plenty after my next trip.