Dumbass award -- A chainsw in NOT the correct tool to remove a bra

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Actress's breasts sliced in chainsaw mishap

February 11 2004 at 01:21PM



Berlin - A German actress was taken to hospital after an artist injured her breasts while trying to cut open her bra with a chainsaw during a rehearsal for a stage show, she told a newspaper on Wednesday.

"It was the worst moment of my life. I thought, Sibylle, you're going to die," the actress, former porn star Sibylle Rauch, told Bild newspaper.

The chainsaw operator, performance artist Marko Koenig, said Rauch was lying down during the rehearsal on Monday and suddenly bent forward just as he was applying the saw to her bra.

"I couldn't pull back the chainsaw quickly enough and cut her breast and stomach. It was terrible," he told Bild.

The hospital in Karlsruhe, south-west Germany, where Rauch was treated, declined to give details of her injuries. "We are not authorised to comment on our patients," a spokesperson said.

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Yoda's Wife
21 years ago
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhyeahhhhhhhhh!
you're getting me horny with all those seductive words Jimmy. Yody!!!!!!!!!!where are you???? I need some luv'in NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Homer Simpson
21 years ago
Ahhh, come on Jimmy!
Even YOU can do better than that!
Here's a game for you, pretend I'm "mommy" and say something 'naughty'.....LOL..........
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HomerSimpsonsLimpDick
21 years ago
I always wanted a name like One Eyed Wonder Weasel or Salty Yoghurt Slinger instead of "Jimmy". Why would my big head look at me with desire, stroke me and call me "Jimmy"?
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HomerSimpsonsLimpDick
21 years ago
I use to be exposed in public all the time until my accident.
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Homer Simpson
21 years ago
WOW niceass!
you've exposed Wiseguy's German vacation.
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