Stripper insulting a PL
whodeyFat bastard that can afford to fuck hot strippers
I was watching an arrogant 18 year old trying to convince a stripper to go out on a date with him last night. I heard possibly the best come back I've ever heard in a club. The guy was going on about how special he was for nearly half an hour and as she walked away she told him:
"You're not that special. It's not like you're Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon. Plenty of men have cum here before you and plenty more will cum after you leave."
I couldn't stop laughing and just had to get a dance from her after that.
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last commentDoesn't strike me as funny. But what do I know? I thought that the midget shot guy was hilarious.
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It took her a half an hour to walk away?
Times are hard.
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That is pretty funny. What club was it at? I see that you are a bengals fan like me! I like UK plus the Reds and bengals.
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UKfan, it was at the Living Room in Dayton
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This is why dancers would rather have a 55 year old with class than an 18 year old thinking he knows anything. I was an arrogant SOB at 18 too so I understand it...but I'd rather be who I am now. I also get laid a lot more now too!
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I agree that she's a rookie if she took half an hour to blow off a young guy just looking for a date.
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I'm more surprised that she knew who Neil Armstrong was.
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"You're not that special. It's not like you're Neil Armstrong stepping on the moon. Plenty of men have cum here before you and plenty more will cum after you leave."
Brilliant! :)
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Great line, hat's off to her.
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Whodey, I have been there a couple times before. Its a decent club but I like Cheeks more.
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Whodey
How was the Living Room ? I didn't stop there this trip. I just went straight to the Harem.
UKfan
I've been to Cheeks several times. It's classy but low mileage. I have more fun at The Harem
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Azdd.....is your avatar somebody u actually know? ATF? WOW
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Hey Jayhawk, she is British pinup model Alice Goodwin. You can find her on boobglam, and all over the Internet. I WISH I knew her! If I did know her, I would surely be broke!
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