The limo ride

Just when I thought I had seen about everything there is to see at a strip club, I find out that I was very mistaken. It seems like every time I go to a club these days, I see or experience something entirely new. For example, in just the past few weeks, I have seen a midget customer getting a lap dance, a blind customer getting a braille body stage dance, a dancer aggressively fucking a dildo on stage, a dancer who chokes me during the lap dance, a jail that kept the under 21 dancers, and I saw my first, and hopefully last, butt plug.

Now something else new. I'm at a club that I'm only vaguely familiar with, and the dancers are telling me about the wide variety of dance options and costs. Every dancer tells me that the most expensive V I P option is the limo ride. At first I don't think anything about this, figuring it is just some room made up to look like the inside of the limousine. But then a dancer mentioned that you actually go and sit in a limousine. That seems bizarre. So I ask more questions. It turns out that this really is a limousine ride. You and the dancer are driven around town in the back of a limousine. As best I can gather, the ride is very extras friendly. Some girls say they don't do the limo rides because they don't do extras, and other dancers are willing but unfortunately not my type. So I didn't experience the limo ride, at least not yet, but now I am intrigued by three questions.

First, why would a club do this? If it weren't for the fact that this was a strip club, I might think that management was getting creative and coming up with new, unique option for their customers. But I suspect it has more to do it with a legal loophole. All the rooms at the club have cameras and do not permit extras, but the limousine has no cameras. I think management hopes they could beat a prostitution charge because the most involved dances are not on the premises. I don't share their legal optimism if this is the explanation, but that was the best I could gather from talking to dancers.

Second, has anyone ever heard of this before? Has anyone ever had a limo ride? I had never heard of anything like this before.

Third, could this be a job for San Jose guy to get him out of his moms basement? He could drive the car limo night and wash it with the dancers during the day. It does seem like the perfect fit. Give that bad boy six months working in the club, and I bet he'd be kissing dancers left and right.

And if anybody knows the club that I am talking about, I would like to encourage you not to post the name here in a public forum. I'd rather not get a club in trouble is trying to provide the service we all want. I will be glad to PM the name of the club to regular participants on the board if anybody wants to know.