A High School English Teacher reminds her class of tomorrow's final exam. She tells the class that there would be no excuse for not showing up, except for a serious injury or illness, or a death in the student's immediate family.
One smart-ass jock in the back of the room asks, "What about extreme sexual exhaustion?" The entire class does its best to stifle their laughter and snickering. When silence is restored the teacher smiles sympathetically at the student, shakes her head, and sweetly says, "Not an excuse. You can use your other hand to write with."
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Ya these jocks don't get as much as they claim to. The teacher is right. The guy probably fucks his hand 90% of the time and the other 10% are wet dreams !
An oldie but goodie.
With all the teacher/student sex happening, that's not the punchline I was expecting.
Lol though. It was funny
Good one
American Pie was right. Band nerds did all the fucking.
Oh, and theater kids. Specifically straight boys in theater. Because when half your theoretical competition is gay, it's easy pickings
I can confirm that being a straight guy in college performing in musicals is a wonderful thing.
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