An Extreme Case of Hot Woman, Awful Dancer
AnonymousJim
Scanning the room from the back
Hit the anti-jackpot tonight, though. See a young lady at the bar with no one around her. Blonde. Enhanced chest that was a healthy C and maybe a D, very full. About 4'10". Flat stomach. Dang. Looked right out of a summer beer commercial.
She was buying water from the bar. I went up & covered the water. She asked my name and asked if I wanted dances right away. This should have been the sign. No conversation at all. Flat tone of voice. But, I took her up on it. She took me to a hidden-away room in the section, which I thought was good news because I have encountered extras here before. Not this time, though.
You only get access to the room if you buy three songs. She did six different positions, each for one-half a song. In each, she simply bounced kinda-sorta to the beat of the music. No expression on her face. No variation. No other movement. No talking. Didn't even look at me. Just bouncing up and down. She did, at one point, use her chest on my crotch, so I told her I liked that and that it would be more fun a little more open. "We don't do that sort of thing here." Of course you don't.
By the middle of the third song, I think I was ready to fall asleep. The rhythmic bouncing will do that to you. So hot to look at. Wasn't even awful up on stage. But to call her robotic would be an insult to those working on developing artificial intelligence in robots. So sad. Nine or 10 for the body. Two for the dancing and one for the effort.
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A) So many guys complimenting her all day will lead to a swelled head.
B) All the guys ,going up on stage making it rain dollars for mediocre stage dances.
C) Overtipping for mediocre lap dances.
Etc,Etc.................................So , no motivation to provide decent service because,she knows cash will come her way regardless...............
At least that isn't the "norm", at least in my experiences.
Phantom: At least she didn't bug me for money. She asked me some of the standard "What do you do," "What kind of music you like," etc. questions before the dance, but she wasn't conversational at all. I dunno. Maybe -- hopefully -- she was new. But the experience was so bad that I'll gladly give her a year or two to improve before I try and get a dance from her again.
Clubber: I haven't had that experience, either. The idea that the less-hot girls "work harder" and the hotter girls don't have to do as much hasn't been what I've encountered. Ultimately, I think ability, effort and willingness to please the guy are independent of looks.
My favorite is when a girl is giving you a lap dance and she's primping herself in the mirror - I always think - what s vain bitch and end the dance at the end of that song.
Anyway, she sat with for a long time and chatted because the club was slow that night. She never asked me for a dance, but I indicated to her that I wanted to get one later in the night. Eventually we did a 10 minute session and it was awful. I'm pretty sure this girl was a ROB. She said she couldn't get adjusted right because of the way I was sitting. It was an awful lap dance session.
It's the little subtle things that can make a dance awesome. I like the big, dramatic hair flip. I like the little, coy smile. I want some of the acting & sizzle to go with my steak, unless we're going above and beyond. This girl ... none of that. Not even a semblance of an effort. Literally some of the worst dances I've ever gotten.
I’m sure many of us have encountered less than satisfactory customer service in many different types of businesses – it’s not right but it’s gonna happen – all one can do is try to cut their losses.
"Ultimately, I think ability, effort and willingness to please the guy are independent of looks."
Well said!
A little "sound off" when one touches, nibbles, kisses, whatever the dancer in the right places. Another to go along with your hair flip, etc.
@Clubber: Gracias on the first post, agreed on the second. The last time I got dances with my ATF (who, sadly, seems to have left the biz), I blew softly in her ear as she was doing the splits over me and she instantly got goosebumps. That was fun.
@rockstar: I used to frequent a club out of state where the regular house girls were my favorites. One wasn't much to write home about body-wise ... probably a flattish B, small love handles, decent but not gorgeous face. But she did this thing where she took my hands, put them on her butt first-thing and said, "You guide me how strong & fast you want it." She was awesome.