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Ever Wonder How Many Phone Numbers in a Dancer's Cell Phone?

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<p class="MsoNormal">A dancer was upset because her wireless service had a nationwide blackout and she lost temporarily all her stored contacts.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>The numbers were supposed to get restored soon, but she was mad because she wanted to call someone but didn&rsquo;t remember&nbsp; their number.<span style="">&nbsp; </span>Curious,&nbsp; I asked how many numbers she was talking about.&nbsp; Her answer:&nbsp; 824!</p>
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5 comments

  • BaddJack
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    15 years ago
    I am a professional with a consulting business.&nbsp; I also still dabble in the practice of Criminal Defense.&nbsp; I have four children, and I am heavily involved with two Community Organizations.<br />
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    I have 31.<br type="_moz" />
  • steve229
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    15 years ago
    BaddJack,<br />
    &nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Some are likely friends &amp; family, but a big chunk has to be her er, professional contacts.&nbsp; I'm aware of contact management software costing thousands of dollars that sales professionals use.&nbsp; This girl manages to do the same thing in her head with a 3-year old cell phone.&nbsp;&nbsp;&nbsp; Amazing. <br type="_moz" />
  • 59
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    15 years ago
    The 824 does boggle the mind. When John Smith calls or texts how the heck does she remember him, let alone any sort of details?<br />
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    I have 60 or so. Many are infrequently used business numbers, for convenience when I'm out and about.<br />
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    At any given time I probably have only 4-6 &quot;working&quot; stripper numbers. Girls retire, unretire, change their numbers, etc.
  • samsung1
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    15 years ago
    I remember watching an online video from the internet celebrity iJustine (runs her own mac/apple blog) &nbsp;and her iphone bill came to over 300 pages mailed in a box. &nbsp;It documented every single one of her text messages. &nbsp;She had over 30,000 text messages in one month. &nbsp;This video and many others encouraged Apple/AT&amp;T to use shorter billing so they are no longer mailing out documents of every text sent...you can still view it online I believe though. &nbsp;She is not a stripper (not that I know of!) but she is a very hot young women. &nbsp;<br />
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    <a href="http://whatwouldijustinedo.com/2007/the-… type="_moz" />
  • slickpeter
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    15 years ago
    Have you ever tried to call a stripper and find out that the phone is temporarily out of service - in other words she didn't pay her bill?&nbsp; I wonder what the credit rating of most strippers is ---do any of them have over an 800 credit score?
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