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Ever Wonder How Many Phone Numbers in a Dancer's Cell Phone?

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A dancer was upset because her wireless service had a nationwide blackout and she lost temporarily all her stored contacts.  The numbers were supposed to get restored soon, but she was mad because she wanted to call someone but didn’t remember  their number.  Curious,  I asked how many numbers she was talking about.  Her answer:  824!

 

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BaddJack

I am a professional with a consulting business.  I also still dabble in the practice of Criminal Defense.  I have four children, and I am heavily involved with two Community Organizations.



I have 31.

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BaddJack,

       Some are likely friends & family, but a big chunk has to be her er, professional contacts.  I'm aware of contact management software costing thousands of dollars that sales professionals use.  This girl manages to do the same thing in her head with a 3-year old cell phone.    Amazing.

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The 824 does boggle the mind. When John Smith calls or texts how the heck does she remember him, let alone any sort of details?



I have 60 or so. Many are infrequently used business numbers, for convenience when I'm out and about.



At any given time I probably have only 4-6 "working" stripper numbers. Girls retire, unretire, change their numbers, etc.

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samsung1

I remember watching an online video from the internet celebrity iJustine (runs her own mac/apple blog)  and her iphone bill came to over 300 pages mailed in a box.  It documented every single one of her text messages.  She had over 30,000 text messages in one month.  This video and many others encouraged Apple/AT&T to use shorter billing so they are no longer mailing out documents of every text sent...you can still view it online I believe though.  She is not a stripper (not that I know of!) but she is a very hot young women.  



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slickpeter

Have you ever tried to call a stripper and find out that the phone is temporarily out of service - in other words she didn't pay her bill?  I wonder what the credit rating of most strippers is ---do any of them have over an 800 credit score?

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