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Corny sayings you love

skibum609
skibum609VIP223346

Massachusetts

2 wks ago · 1 min read

Example: "The early bird catches the worm". I dislike it because from the worm's perspective the smart idea is to get up late.

My favorite: "The worth of a man is not shown by what he does when he knows someone is watching, but rather what he does when he knows no one is watching."

What's yours?

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sushiman
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It's tough to soar with eagles when you work with turkeys!

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misterorange
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Response to an unreasonable request: "And people in hell want ice water."

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Electronman
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It ain't what you know that gets you in trouble. It's what you know that ain't quite so.

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Harderlap
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The early bird catches the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.

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Studme53
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Big, tough,100% straight friend of mine, who also always had chicks all over him, would walk into a bar and say to whoever was there, “Buy me a beer, I’ll get you in the ass.” It meant, “Buy one for me today and I’ll buy tomorrow”. Totally unique and always cracked me up.

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Baristafan
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Bees knees

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loper
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Lots of them, but I just used this one. The only constant is change.

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