Will gas prices raise the price of dances?
SuperDude
Detroit, Michigan
The ripple effect of the rapid increase in the price of gas at the pump gives whiney dancers something else to complain about when the bitch about slow nights at the club. It wouldn't surprise me if gas prices resulted in at least a $5.00 increase in the cost of dances, especially in remote clubs where dancers drive long distances to work. Customer will have to ask if a $30 or $35 dance is worth it? Cab drivers will charge more to take dancers home. For you PL's looking for OTC action, maybe offering to drive her to and from work, saving gas, might get you the action you crave. What about tips with one of those $50 or $100 gas cards you buy at the station? What about staying home and watching porn?
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me: 2+2=4
AN: What do you mean all jews should be exterminated in death camps? that's crazy! How can you support such a position? (five page triad on how Nazism is bad.)
me: I didn't say I supported nazism. I said 2+2=4.
AN: (five page rant on how saying 2+2=4 makes me support nazism)
me: You're an idiot and attacking a strawman.
AN: Would you care to elaborate, I've clearly explained how saying 2+2=4 makes you support Nazism?
me: no.
AN: Ok, I clearly am right. Looks you're scared to debate me.
DavidS have a habit of backing off your previous statements by claiming they were ironic or a joke. For one who claims such a highly developed sense of humor and who criticizes others so frequently you seem to have a pretty thin skin for criticism (in the academic sense).
To the others, sorry for prolonging this.
Some liberals, especially feminists, are also strongly opposed to sc's, but liberals have so little actual power any more that it's hard to hold them accountable for any actual governance, except in a few isolated places. I blame the feminists/liberals for the crappy club scene in Minn/St. Paul and Madison, WI. Maybe that is what is going on in MASS. As for Indiana, if you think of conservatism as involving moral control, it is a paradox. If you think of conservatism as involving maximal personal freedom, consistent with minimizing negative social externalities (i.e., not subjecting unwilling parties to the effects of the activities of willing parties), then the glorious strip club environment is entirely consistent with the longstanding Republican orientation of that state (A historical footnote: Indiana is the only state that voted the same way in the 1896 and 1996 presidential elections; every other state that was in the union at the time of both elections changed parties over the intervening century. Obviously, Indiana voted Republcan both years).
I think that this busybody aspect of government comes from the fact that local and state governments don't have any money anymore, but legislatures still want to have something to do. The cheapest legislation a deliberative body can pass is that which tells other people what to do.
And who is this "moral majority" that everyone seems to blame for the SC industry's problems? I know just as many liberal Democrats who complain about our supposedly declining morality as I do conservative Republicans. And just as many non-church-goers as church-goers. Seems to me the only thing the moralists all have most in common is being older parents and grandparents. Pollitics and religion don't seem to make any difference. And if you disagree, please explain to me why liberal places like Massachusetts have much stricter laws governing strip clubs than do some conservative areas like Indiana.
Patron: How far do you drive to work?
Stripper: 50 miles.
Patron: So thats 100 miles round trip.
Stripper: Yes
Patron: I'll bet your car gets about 20 mpg, huh?
Stripper: Yeah, I guess.
Patron: How much more per gallon are you paying now?
Stripper: I dunno, maybe a dollar...
Patron: So you have to make $5 more a night to break even?
Stripper: Ummm, yeah, I guess...
Patron: Here's 5 bucks...Now shut the F**K up and Dance!
Doubtful that anything other than hard cold cash will lead to the desired results.
Bottled water costs more per gallon than gasoline, in spite of the fact that the production and shipping costs are far lower, and nobody seems to care. Alcoholic beverages cost a lot more too, and I don't know about you but I bet my annual bar bill is a lot more than my gasoline tab. When you consider what it actually takes to get a gallon of gasoline to you, it's still pretty cheap compared to almost everything else that you buy.
With respect to the effect of high gas prices on the economy, I would merely point out that, as compared to the early 80s, when oil hit its inflation-adjusted high of about $100 a barrel, the U.S. economy was much more dependent on oil than it is now. I saw some source recently that claimed that, per unit of GNP, the US economy uses 1/2 the oil it did in the early 80s, due to increased automobile fuel efficiency, the decline in manufacturing (obviously, a mixed blessing, that), increased efficiency in fuel used for heating and cooling, electronic transmission of data that once could only be physically transported, etc.
I do think, however, that other economic trends should bring down the real cost of dances. It seems clear to me that the labor market is sorting itself out between low wage, relatively unskilled work, and people in the "knowledge workforce," with a transfer of wages from one to the other, and a gutting of the middle class. (Keep in mind that I am no ranting liberal...I am a hard-core Republican who was only prevented by term limits from voting three times for Ronald Reagan.). I read in a newspaper article today a quote from dancer who said that there was no other job she could work besides dancing in which she, as a single mother, could support her two children in a relatively comfortable lifestyle, working a reasonable number of hours. I don't think that it is a coincidence that over the last ten years, a number of strip clubs have sprung up in small towns that have seen a loss of the small manufacturing plants that used to provide relatively good wages for low- to medium-skilled workers. If my idea is correct, then you should see some young women who previously could get factory work going to work as dancers. The interesting dynamic is that the same forces that could cause more women to dance could also reduce the number of men who can afford the luxury good of spending time (and money) at strip clubs. Others who have posted on this board have commented on the decrease in customers with the decline of the expense account, the end of the internet bubble, and political correctness taking over business entertaining, with a possibly related increase in "extras" as the same (or a greater ) number of dancers compete for a declining number of customer dollars.
From a customer's point of view, the next ten years look bullish. The wild card is, of course, the moralist side of the Republican Party, who might drop a turd in the punchbowl with legislatiion that puts a barrier between otherwise willing buyers and willing sellers of dancers' services.
Or, I could be full of shit.
"***If*** anything I predict a drop in dance prices if the economy tanks ***(I am not certain that it will, though***"
Always looking to attack the strawman to prove that you are smartest aren't you?
Bad economy => increased supply (as desperate unemployed people become strippers)
Bad economy => decreased demand (as customers have less disposable income and hence decide to just jerk off at home)