Strap on 12 inch Dick

I'm rich bitch

I'm outa control

That's why they call you BIG Tuna

You Goldman right playa head

When you wear Liquid Lapdance, the orgasm happens in the privacy of your own pants.

Why would I strap on something smaller than my dick?

That is a funny idea

That is a funny idea

Big Tuna... you should try that and write about it! The Albacore adventures...

Only if it's Dolphin safe.

Tha dancer may want to flog a 12" dolfin

Q: What happens to a lawyer when he takes Viagra?
A: He gets taller!

Lol....god damn it I love you boyz

If your into this like I am....you should look it up.....they are made wear you stick you dick and balls into it and it makes you look monsteras....plus its made from matetail that mske it look and feel real....their is a few different moduals out their....you can even fuck them wit it.....she will thank your one kinky little cock monster freak

Like Nike says...just do it

Lol