Whoa!
T-Bone
Ontario
So I'm having this great time in VIP with a hot ass stripper. The room is pretty private with a curtain and I'd paid for a 1/2 hour ($150). We hit it off at the bar, and I knew things might go well, but damn...
Anyway, after about 2 minutes things heat up rediculously. I end up on top of her (she's sitting on the couch naked), with her ankles pinned over my shoulders. We go at it humping through my boxers. She starts to moan loudly. Soon, things heat up uncontrolably and she goes down on me for an unsolicited, but very welcome BBBJ. She gets me to the edge, and as soon as I start to let it rip, she backs off and says, "not on me!"
Remember, I'm standing up, so I'm like, OH NO!!! I back away, and franticly turn to my left and spray down my beer bottle, the end table, the curtain, my smokes, her bikini and almost land one in her cocktail! What a totally rediculous mess!
Laughing my ass off, I wondered....is there any better solution to this when your Jimmy is out w/out a condom? Any suggestions?
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SC/InDenial - I won't say exactly where this was, but Oasis comes to mind first, followed by Tiffany's and Goldrush Showbar. All three have been "marked" by yours truly from time to time...
I wouldnt' change a thing. Don't let the perfect be the enemy of the good.
Shadow....I love you bro, but you gotta quit bragging about your $40 titty fuck when you spent at least $100 more dollars in gas, hotel, food, eggs, candy, gum, paper plates, toothpics and whatever else your picnics cost. Not to mention the 8 hour commute on behalf of your dick!
That said though, I still gotta get up to PP to hang with your ass and check out your heaven on earth ;).