Houston Area Extras Clubs

Hello everyone,

I am a long time reader of these discussion boards, but a first time poster (although I have written many reviews previously). As they say, it is always difficult to make that first post, to take the plunge into becoming an active part of a community.

For me the biggest peeve at a strip club is feeling like you wasted 100-200 dollars, and gotten nothing out of the experience.

Because I hold a lot of respect for the people that do post here and your collective experience, I would like to ask - for those that live in the surrounding Houston area, what is the best club in terms of money to entertainment value ratio? Which club has a reputation for extra's?

Of course, I won't specify what extra's are, so you could take it as how you want...

8 comments

  • gawker
    11 years ago
    4evabliss - a welcome to the discussion board. I've never been to Houston and have no clue as to where you might look. I had just been reading some random reviews and switched over to Discussions and initially thought you were going where my mind was after reading a review of the Masters Club in Myrtle Beach. What is so great about having a beautiful woman grind on your crotch and rub her tits in your face with no happy ending. Until I started going to clubs in search of "extras" I'd go home with blue balls and end up bopping the baloney for relief.
    I currently have one fave who offers no extras but she is exceptional in several ways. I also know which dancers will provide BBBJ and which will go along with BBFS. I guess some young bucks enjoy an LDK but those days are pretty much behind me. Like I've read from other older tusclers getting me off is a job which requires preparation, planning and a willing partner. But that's my goal 90% of the time. I certainly respect those who just want to touch and feel,, but that's usually not enough to tickle my fancy.
  • 4evabliss
    11 years ago
    Thanks for the comment gawker.

    "Until I started going to clubs in search of "extras" I'd go home with blue balls and end up bopping the baloney for relief."

    That is exactly my problem ^^^ You understand completely.

    I've never done BBFS, even when the opportunity presented itself (there's this famous street in Brussels near Nord Station with legal prostitution that I discovered while closing a business transaction overseas). The problem with BBFS is that the possibility of STD's is just too high, and I would never take the risk.

    What's the going rate for BBBJ? It is hard for me to conjurer the right words to open this topic to a stripper. I guess what I am looking for is either BBBJ and/or fingering.

    Also, I don't know what LDK is, sorry.
  • gawker
    11 years ago
    Read some of the discussions from the Lap Dance King - basically its Cumming in your pants during a lap dance. I'm working on an article about my adventures with my ATF. I was cautious about std's but at age 68 I don't give a damn and so far I'm doing ok. I gret checked every 6 months and my doctor goes apeshit but what the hell.
    You might consider an escort until you get to a comfort level where you can discuss in advance with a stripper what her menu includes. Prices vary greatly as does mileage. I'm in the Northeast where prices tend to be higher. I tend to think you'll be able to negotiate BBBJCIM for $250 to $300 in your neck of the woods.
    I found my ATF by accident and she was born on my 40th birthday. I did VIP with her many times and one time she said "I'll suck yer dick for another $100." It was luv at first bite. However I've been seeing her regularly for four years now and things have gone downhill due to her drug addiction. But along the way she's stripped me of $200,000 and most of my pride. But the sex and memories have been irreplaceable. Go for it.
  • SlickSpic
    11 years ago
    I wonder if anyone ever had extras from Houston while she was feature dancing in Houston.
  • 4evabliss
    11 years ago
    Haha.. Gawker, you are a pretty cool guy. I am glad you are living life to the fullest!
  • azdd
    11 years ago
    I used to go to H-town regularly for work and I liked Treasures, Centerfolds, and if I was up north, St. James. Various extras have been available at all three clubs, but they also have periodic LE sweeps. The legendary place in Houston for extras is Michael's, but I've never been. Locals call it by the code name of TGSOE, for The Greatest Show on Earth. In addition to reviews here, check out eccie.net for more detailed info. Also, Houston used to have a bunch of awesome studios, or jackshacks. Level of extras offered varies, but some of the women that worked in these places were absolute 10s and beyond. Happy hunting!
  • crazyjoe
    11 years ago
    Just stay home and jack off
  • 4evabliss
    11 years ago
    Awesome, thanks for all the advice. I don't know any Spanish, would that prevent me from communicating at a place like Michael's?
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