I just keep pounding txtittyfan's daughter in the ass until I'm ready to cum. She then turns around and finishes me up with ATM and I pay her her $60 dollar. Works out to about $6/song.
"Lap dances"? What are those. Is that the part where she sits on my lap waiting for the bartender to leave before blowing me?
Always wondered what that was called.
For a while I often got ten in one club. I often had either two or four in another club. Last week I had either 4 or 6 total. I'm having trouble remembering if a dancer other than my regular gave me dances. I thought so but I'm already forgetting.
I'm calling every single song as a lap dance.
Typically around from 7 to 12 depending on who is dancing. Most ever on a single visit was 42, and it only cost $240 + tips, thanks to an all night 3 for $20 special.
Urpissedonpot: "I try not to get any average lap dances."
Wow! Such incredible wit pretending to misunderstand the question like that and giving such a clever answer to a different question. Hahaha! What immense contributions to the site humor like that is. (Seriously - lame "joke".)
Depends on which club I go to and how many girls I want to get dances from. At one of my regular clubs, I've had several visits lately where I don't get any, but it's usually never more than 4. At one of the others, it's pretty much guaranteed 2 dances, since #2 there is pretty much always there (at least as long as I don't go midweek or something weird) and I always get 2 from her, sometimes more. Even if she weren't there, though, it would probably be 2 anyway, since the dancers there do try to sell lap dances there and they will loiter around the bar if you don't want them when they come up to you. Most of the time there, if I want a girl, I just go to the bar and pick her out.
I’m not an extras guy and I like variety (i.e. many different dancers). I never really keep count but I’m guessing I’ll usually get b/w 20 and 30 from as many dancers as I find attractive and that I can get my hands on (literally).
It helps that I mostly go to black dives down here in So. FL where dances are good 2-way contact for b/w $5 and $10.
It's been probably 3 weeks since I only paid 10 per lap. Usually I pay 15 or 12.50 per lap average. I bought a ton of lap dances a few years ago when one dancer offered two for ten. I was hoping she was serious and she was. Someone must have talked to her after that because she said something about management said for her not to stay in the back lap dance room for over 30 minutes again.
Actually it was only 2 weeks ago since I paid ten per lap but that is with me paying 15 per to start with. I did have one new dancer offer to do two for twenty and I took her up on that.
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