How to spot fake boobs.

she must have the latest in bolt on technology. It does depend a bit on the girl too though and the type of surgery and how old or new they are. A lot of variables to deal with.

Some incredible fakes can be produced if they A. spend enough B. exercise a modicum of proportion.

Almost anything can be made to look or feel like the real thing.

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Current technology creates boobs that look and feel great. The taste isn't bad either. And I consider any boobs real if I can feel them.

There's only one sure fire, genuine way to spot implants-two hands and a tongue. Anything else leaves too much room for error.

BW has the variables all spelled out.

Larger frame, decent size to begin with, expensive boob job, silicone, unders, massage them properly, comply with doctors orders on return to work and sex = some spectacular, real looking and feeling fakes.

Past observation, if she starts out big or decent sized and goes bigger they feel much more natural. Flat to big = extra firm. Also low body fat = firm. All mentioned by bullwinkle, just adding observation.

Some things just are not worth pondering. Take them boobies as they come and don't question their origin....just enjoy them while you can!

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What dancers have told me is that there are three "profiles", high, medium and low, going from most to least firm. Most dancers choose high profile.

I was with a dancer recently and complimented her on her natural tits. She thanked me, but said they were implants. She let me feel them and I could find no scarring. She had them done at a high priced cosmetic surgery center west of Boston, paid top dollar ($9000) and the insicion was made near the armpit. They were perfect on her and when I hadn't seen her in a few weeks, I texted her asking if she had gone to another club. I was disappointed when she said she was no longer dancing. :(

As a skilled and seasoned boobologist, I feel compelled to comment: Bullwinkle summed it up best. All of the above that comments are very good points (pun intended) and observations.

I have two long-time faves that have implants. Usually I don't get dances from a dancer a second time, after I detect implants. These two are an exception. What makes their boob jobs so good is that the implants are well-centered within their breasts. I absolutely can't feel their implants. In an inferior boob job, I can detect an implant close to the outside (meaning far left and right) of a dancer's breasts. My two dancers don't have that quality.

You get what you pay for. Like Gawker's story, one of the two dancers above told me in 2006 that she paid $10,000 for her work (a couple of years earlier). At that time, an average boob job seem to cost around $4,500.

As a last resort, if I can't tell a dancer has implants, I'll wait for her to go on stage. Hopefully, she'll do a "floor routine" where she lies on the floor as part of her show. Then, no matter what the quality of her boobage is, I can detect implants. When an enhanced woman lies down, flat on her back, the boobs will still stand up, whereas a natural woman's boobs will spread out across the chest.

If Club_Goer's last sentence is correct, then the stripper in my original post does NOT have fakes.

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I hear there is course being offered at TUSCL University, B00blogy 101.

I can tell when I pluck a needle into them they leak.

Ditto Bull:

“… You already have decent sized boobs. There is just more there to cover the implant …”

“… Total body fat. Being super skinny makes it more noticeable …”

Some women may also have work done on them w/o getting implants (e.g. lift; etc.) – perhaps the dancer may have been talking along these lines?