Who Do You Choose PT 1

Let's play a round of who do you choose. Imagine that you're stuck in inter-dimensional strip club. There's only two dancers. Those two dancers happen to be Laverne and Shirley. Squiggy is the DJ. Lenny is the bouncer. The Fonz happens to be the manager, making his rounds every now and then. Who do you choose for a dance? Laverne or Shirley?