The Truth!

As a loyal disciple from the Church of Juice and a logical undergrad from Bullwinkle U, I often find myself surrounded by heathens and infidels. No tipping, no game, no fun. Obviously, we can't pray away the scum that ruin the sc experience for us true disciples. Men who can truly appreciate the feminine form for what it's worth! What can we do to rid us from the low life, non tipping, ameogaesque assholes that plague our favorite watering holes? We can't even drink and watch areolas in Cali. Yes, I can smoke but unless your LOM(Lady of the Moment) smokes, you're out on your own. I'm tired of third rate, piece of shit, not trying to step it up, low down, bottom feeders ruining my sc experience. Is it just me?! Am I the asshole! Farmerart, how do y'all deal with these assholes up north?