This is the best....

grand1511
Euphoria
....court decision you will ever read involving a strip club.

http://www.npr.org/blogs/thetwo-way/2013…

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MondoGoGo
12 years ago
Fucking hilarious!

My favorite part: "Should the parties choose to string this case out to trial on the merits, the Court encourages reasonable discovery intercourse as they navigate the peaks and valleys of litigation, perhaps to reach a happy ending."

I love "Happy Endings"

I vote that we petition @ founder to give up a lifetime VIP membership to District Judge Fred Biery.
jackslash
12 years ago
Funny. But I hate to learn that San Antonio strip clubs will have to go from pasties to bikini tops. When I lived in San Antonio, you could get topless dances with a fair amount of mileage.
crazyjoe
12 years ago
That guy should write all the laws
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