Orlando FL Strip Clubs

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• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  None, Orlando clubs suck bad, thanks to the Disney corporation's political pull. The women may be fine, but the mileage factor is abysmally bad.
• Herb

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  11 years ago

  Haven't been for a while but I would make the most out of the situation by driving over to Cocoa Beach - if you have wheels at your disposal.
• JackKash

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  11 years ago

  I agree with Vince. Never had much luck in Orlando. Was told I had to drive outside of it.
• InTheCut

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  11 years ago

  Tampa or Cocoa Beach
• zipman68

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  11 years ago

  I'd do Tampa if I were you (and had good access to wheels). It has been a little while since I drove from Orlando to Tampa, but my recollection is that is an easy drive.
• jestrite50

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  11 years ago

  Thanks! From reading the reviews thats what I was afraid of. I will have to rent a car to make it happen then; but not sure how much free time I will have. Was looking for something close by.
• Electronman

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  11 years ago

  Ditto the above comments--- Orlando strip clubs are boring, rent a car and drive to Cocoa Beach or Tampa. However, renting a car during spring break season in Orlando can be expensive. If you're staying near the airport, you might check out Rachel's, a relatively upscale strip club. Don't go expecting much as the dancers wear pasties and only give air dances.
• wwpmi

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  11 years ago

  so like you have not already heard this enough, but leave Orlando and drive about 30 miles east to Cocoa Beach. Go to the Inter Room, $10 dances topless. I think Day shift is best. You might also find a couple of girls from Orlando if you want to negotiate a little site seeing after their done with their day jobs.
• londonguy

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  11 years ago

  Orlando clubs are pants, and coming from an English guy you know they must be bad. If you can't get to Tampa or to Cocoa Beach then stay in Orlando and go for a beer instead. Really, the clubs are terrible.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  Hire 2 escorts and tell them to perform for you
• ScottyW

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  11 years ago

  I agree, Tampa or Coco for adult fun. You wont be sorry. Although there are lots of Orlando clubs filled with attractive dancers, however, like everything else in Orlando, even the strip clubs are G rated.
• georgmicrodong

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  11 years ago

  @londonguy: "pants" Is that some obscure British slang for "sucks giant moose dick" or something?
• Clubber

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  11 years ago

  Tampa or Coco as others stated.
• davidsm285

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  11 years ago

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• motorhead

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  11 years ago

  You can fuck Ariel at breakfast with the 5-day all park pass.
• Electronman

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  11 years ago

  And Snow White is always up for a gang bang.
• vincemichaels

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  11 years ago

  Snow White is a slut !!
• destroyer711

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  11 years ago

  Go to Cocoa Beach (Cheaters or Inner Room) are my favs.
• Papi_Chulo

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  11 years ago

  I have not SCed in the area, but was reading some reviews of the area a few days ago and “Lido Cabaret” in Cape Canaveral seems to have some pretty good reviews – seems to be about a 45 min. to hour drive from Orlando.