Pain in the Club ?

I once had my cock wedged in a strippers mouth, damn lockjaw

yes... bruised nut from grid-age gone wrong

I guess this guy had it worse than me:


“… another time I want in, having a beer, then an EMS crew came out of the back with some guy on the stretcher. I asked what happened the bar tender say the guy had a heart attack ... “


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1. The overly hard griding
2. Bitten on the ear and it was way too hard to be sexual
3. I got a painful rash on my knee one of the few times I wore shorts. I still suspect it was from the boots she had on.

Too much bouncing on my junk. I'm not some kind of hippity hop.

Aggressive nipple biting.

There is a fine line between pleasure and pain.

I've been cut on the leg from a table dance, saw the blood running down my leg when I went to the restroom. I also got the worst bloodiest nose in my life when a dancer sprung up at me and surprised me when her head hit me in the nose. I bled like crazy after I went to the restroom to check the damage. That hurt too. I think I bled a lot more than the time I got a bone fracture (not in a club). I hardly bled at all even as a little kid when in self defense, I hit some other kids so hard with my bare fists I broke their teeth and or other bones. All club incidents were accidents but the bloody nose ticked me off at how clumsy the dancer was. I even bled more from the bloody nose than an accident I had one time where I got skinned up on just ahout every limb and required 10 stitches to sew me up. I doubt the dancer even knew how much she hurt me.

I try to be more alert to clumsy dangerous dancers after that. Oh, I've been bitten a few times in various places too but that doesn't usually hurt that bad. I have wondered why some dancers asked me if I like it rough. I don't know why they would get that impression unless it was because one dancer liked to put her legs around my head and shake her legs a little. I certainly don't need whiplash. At one club, I did say ow the first time a dancer bit my dick through my clothes during a lap dance. I suspect some drunk guys in the military told the dancers they couldn't feel anything unless they were bitten. Actually started to like it if the dancer's weren't too rough. Usually I'm not into pain but sometimes I might feel slightly numb.

I don't care at all for nipple biting.

The occasional overzealous bumping and grinding that leaves the jewels in the throes of pain, not pleasure. Aggressive biting as well!

Aside from the sometimes heavy grind that crushes my package rather than arouse it, I don't like getting hickies from the girls. Every once in a while, a girl will start nibbling my neck and I start enjoying it. It's not until a few seconds into it I realize she's sucking, but I delay a few seconds longer because I'm still processing what's going on and probably in denial... and it still feels good. Then I come to my senses and pull away, a couple times a little too late - hickey in place.

Luckily, they haven't been huge and turtle necks work wonders.

There have been a couple of times that I have had to tell a dancer to cool it because she was crushing my nuts or biting my nipples. I don't believe in "No pain. No gain".

Being a bit hairy, worst thing ever for me was starting out getting an HJ and getting a hair removal treatment at the same time.

There was a club in rural Wisconsin I went to once where they had what amounted to a monkey bar they could swing from while onstage. One of the girls swung on it while I was standing while making a tip with such force she jammed my neck in the process. That's something that could have legitimately been worse.

Other than the pain of an empty wallet, no. :)

Every time I'm rock hard and being big and long with not too much wriggle don't help; dancer is a little too excited with the prospect of a big dick and is bouncing like crazy.

I've had the hard nipple bites and over-zealous bouncing that led to blood in the urine next day, but some of the greatest pain was inflicted by a bony little redhead that insisted on kneeling on my thighs, with those tiny kneecaps digging into my legs as she tried to share her boobies with me. Not to be ungrateful, but it would be more fun if her weight was on the chair or floor.