Another "Interesting"Review

That says a lot more that matters about the club than if he went on about the parking, restrooms, drink prices, floor layout, etc.

15 year ago, when there were actual editors on TUSCL that would have been rejected as nothing morec than a personal experience. I know because as a newbie I had one like that rejected.

FYI Shooters Alley is a black club right down the street from Follies. It has become more "friendly" to meet the competition. My buddy, Chandler, reviewed it recently.

Why do so many reviewers hate paragraphs?

"Why do so many reviewers hate paragraphs?"

Bad education or a distinct lack of an education.

Laziness is a disease easily spread

the pot is black Alucard, you also fall in that lack of education category.

What does "the pot is black mean?"

Shooter Alley - great name for a club

Hmmm...wonder how many 2 AMers they've had

Saying alutard is an hypocrite. Hmmm... Has anyone made that observation before? Actually has anyone failed to note that about alutard?

Alutard's education seems about average. He does have a nursing degree after all. You also got to remember he is an older fellow (58 like so many if the idiots on here just happen to be -like I say must have been alot of open air atomic tests back then to have so many miscreants come out of the same year) . Education rates weren't as high back then as they are now so alutard is probably slightly above average for his generation in terms if formal education.

Now, Otoh, I think alutard's real problems lie in cognitive limitations as well as lack of practical understandings of exactly how much of a fuckhead he really is.

I don't know Doug-a-roo... I still harbor a sneaking suspicion that ol' Drac-man is a 19 year old living in the dorms at a good but not stellar liberal arts school.

A little over a decade ago -- after a particularly crazy strip club outing by a bunch of stoned sophomores -- a student signed up for TUSCL as Alucard. Every few years the Alucard account is passed on.

I'm sure there is a ceremony involving bong hits and riotous laughter as the previous Alucard says "...yeah, you are really into whoremongering...but nothing else. Criticize EVERYBODY who talks about drinking...puff...puff..." New Alucard then replies "...woah...what 'bout smoking [sotto voice]mothah natchah[end sotto voice] and whoring? That is cool, isn't it?" Then the correction from prior Alucard, "...dude...no! Think like you are your dad...he is uptight, isn't he? Imagine if your dad is into hookers..." New Alucard interrupts "...don't tell mum, but he kind of is...creepy old dude tried to pay my redhead girlfriend $250 to blow him...ruined Thanksgiving." And it goes on from there....

Or Drac-man could just be a kind of bitter and judgemental middle aged dude who is into whoremongering. Either way...

Cue the PM in 3...2...1...

motorhead - At least one

Posted on November 22, 2010

There was a deadly shooting at a strip club[Shooters Alley] early yesterday morning in Georgia and the police are still looking for the killer. Chris Long, who is a local wrestler, was working at the club as a bouncer and was shot. The police said that the wrestler was gunned down after kicking 3 people out of the club to protect a couple women when some customers got out of hand. After 30 minutes past by, the group of 3 came back into the bar and put a bullet in Long’s head. Long has a wife and 2 children and bounces at the club for extra money for his family. Multiple shots were fired, and a second person was injured in the club, but there condition has not been released.

Sounds like a solid review to me. I don't give a fuck about layout (its a titty bar, i know there's a fucking stage) or drink prices (its a titty bar, I know there fucking expensive). So why not hear about the juicy details?

I want to know a girls limits and prices more than anything else.

I'm curious - is boogie's opinion common? Those are my primary concerns as well, but the review guidelines explicitly say to pay attention to other stuff while not so much on that. I've always tried to follow the guidelines.

@estafor - did you not recognize the allusion to the "pot calling the kettle black" metaphor or did you not see how it applies? I use variations all the time "what color is that pot again?" - and more and more people look at me like I'm special ed. Just trying to figure out if the phrase has fallen out of usage outside of my immediate circle...

I did not recognize the allusion Dolfan.

“… Why do so many reviewers hate paragraphs? …”

Perhaps it may have to do with prolific use of smartphones now a days where editing may not be as easy as on a PC?

“… I'm curious - is boogie's opinion common? …”

One thing one notices after a while on TUSCL (or any other message board) is that there are all types of different tastes and/or preferences. I’m w/ Boogie to the point where what interests me the most is the dancers; i.e. how many; how attractive; how much mileage; cost; etc. But giving a description of the club is good additional content but not the most important part IMO. This is why I usually break up my reviews into 2 sections w/ headings named “club layout” and “dancers” so a reader can skip the section he does not want to read.

"… Why do so many reviewers hate paragraphs? …”

Perhaps it may have to do with prolific use of smartphones now a days where editing may not be as easy as on a PC?"

Hush your mouth about realistic possibilities!