Another "Interesting"Review
Papi_Chulo
Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
Was looking thru some club reviews and came across the following “gem†:)
Guy just seemed to want to relate his personal love for a particular dancer and barely said anything about the club LOL:
Review to follow:
Visited Shooter Alley a couple weeks ago. It was a wednesday afternoon I believe. I had been there a few times before. I usually stop in to see a specific girl, but I hadn't seen her the last few times I visited. As I entered the club, I saw her on stage, I was immediately excited. I wasn't sure if she remembered me, since it had been a few months. I tipped her on stage and waved at her she smiled and waved back. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. When she got off stage, she went around the room and thanked everyone that tipped her. Then she came over to me, saying "hey, where you been?...haven't seen you in awhile.", That's when I realized that she did remember me. She sat with me at the bar, I ordered her a drink. After a couple songs, she asked if I wanted a dance. I said "sure." We then moved to one of the tables toward the back of the club. For those that have never been to Shooter Alley, it's pretty dark in there, so ,oving to a table in the back is a good thing, lol. After we got to the table she began dancing for me. Now this girl is stacked, light skin, pretty, big firm breasts and and a nice juicy ass (her name is Daisy). A couple songs in, she rubbing on me, and i'm rubbing on her. She asked if I was interested to go to Vip, like we did last time, I said "of course I am." I gave her the 25 buck to pay for room. She disappeared to the back for a about 5 minutes then came back out, paid and we handed the dj a ticket and headed to the back room. While in the back, she started ginding on me, I started sucking on her nipples and fingering her. I pulled mr lucky out, she started jerking me off. She pulled out a condom and put in on me, and sat on it. I had a fun time. I try to go in a see this girl every few weeks. I gave her 200 for the experience, money well spent.
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Guy just seemed to want to relate his personal love for a particular dancer and barely said anything about the club LOL:
Review to follow:
Visited Shooter Alley a couple weeks ago. It was a wednesday afternoon I believe. I had been there a few times before. I usually stop in to see a specific girl, but I hadn't seen her the last few times I visited. As I entered the club, I saw her on stage, I was immediately excited. I wasn't sure if she remembered me, since it had been a few months. I tipped her on stage and waved at her she smiled and waved back. I sat at the bar and ordered a beer. When she got off stage, she went around the room and thanked everyone that tipped her. Then she came over to me, saying "hey, where you been?...haven't seen you in awhile.", That's when I realized that she did remember me. She sat with me at the bar, I ordered her a drink. After a couple songs, she asked if I wanted a dance. I said "sure." We then moved to one of the tables toward the back of the club. For those that have never been to Shooter Alley, it's pretty dark in there, so ,oving to a table in the back is a good thing, lol. After we got to the table she began dancing for me. Now this girl is stacked, light skin, pretty, big firm breasts and and a nice juicy ass (her name is Daisy). A couple songs in, she rubbing on me, and i'm rubbing on her. She asked if I was interested to go to Vip, like we did last time, I said "of course I am." I gave her the 25 buck to pay for room. She disappeared to the back for a about 5 minutes then came back out, paid and we handed the dj a ticket and headed to the back room. While in the back, she started ginding on me, I started sucking on her nipples and fingering her. I pulled mr lucky out, she started jerking me off. She pulled out a condom and put in on me, and sat on it. I had a fun time. I try to go in a see this girl every few weeks. I gave her 200 for the experience, money well spent.
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FYI Shooters Alley is a black club right down the street from Follies. It has become more "friendly" to meet the competition. My buddy, Chandler, reviewed it recently.
Bad education or a distinct lack of an education.
Hmmm...wonder how many 2 AMers they've had
Now, Otoh, I think alutard's real problems lie in cognitive limitations as well as lack of practical understandings of exactly how much of a fuckhead he really is.
A little over a decade ago -- after a particularly crazy strip club outing by a bunch of stoned sophomores -- a student signed up for TUSCL as Alucard. Every few years the Alucard account is passed on.
I'm sure there is a ceremony involving bong hits and riotous laughter as the previous Alucard says "...yeah, you are really into whoremongering...but nothing else. Criticize EVERYBODY who talks about drinking...puff...puff..." New Alucard then replies "...woah...what 'bout smoking [sotto voice]mothah natchah[end sotto voice] and whoring? That is cool, isn't it?" Then the correction from prior Alucard, "...dude...no! Think like you are your dad...he is uptight, isn't he? Imagine if your dad is into hookers..." New Alucard interrupts "...don't tell mum, but he kind of is...creepy old dude tried to pay my redhead girlfriend $250 to blow him...ruined Thanksgiving." And it goes on from there....
Or Drac-man could just be a kind of bitter and judgemental middle aged dude who is into whoremongering. Either way...
Cue the PM in 3...2...1...
Posted on November 22, 2010
There was a deadly shooting at a strip club[Shooters Alley] early yesterday morning in Georgia and the police are still looking for the killer. Chris Long, who is a local wrestler, was working at the club as a bouncer and was shot. The police said that the wrestler was gunned down after kicking 3 people out of the club to protect a couple women when some customers got out of hand. After 30 minutes past by, the group of 3 came back into the bar and put a bullet in Long’s head. Long has a wife and 2 children and bounces at the club for extra money for his family. Multiple shots were fired, and a second person was injured in the club, but there condition has not been released.
I want to know a girls limits and prices more than anything else.
@estafor - did you not recognize the allusion to the "pot calling the kettle black" metaphor or did you not see how it applies? I use variations all the time "what color is that pot again?" - and more and more people look at me like I'm special ed. Just trying to figure out if the phrase has fallen out of usage outside of my immediate circle...
Perhaps it may have to do with prolific use of smartphones now a days where editing may not be as easy as on a PC?
One thing one notices after a while on TUSCL (or any other message board) is that there are all types of different tastes and/or preferences. I’m w/ Boogie to the point where what interests me the most is the dancers; i.e. how many; how attractive; how much mileage; cost; etc. But giving a description of the club is good additional content but not the most important part IMO. This is why I usually break up my reviews into 2 sections w/ headings named “club layout†and “dancers†so a reader can skip the section he does not want to read.
Perhaps it may have to do with prolific use of smartphones now a days where editing may not be as easy as on a PC?"
Hush your mouth about realistic possibilities!