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Prostitutes Provide Unexpected Benefits

Doc_Holliday

13 yrs ago · 1 min read

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Alucard

Human physiological needs must be met for human survival. Sex is one of the base pillars of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. If this guy got it from a pro, that's fine.

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gawker

Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional.

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georgmicrodong

Gawd! I love The Onion!

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3LeggedMan

The Onion. One step beyond the Huffington Post. Two steps beyond the commentary of the average gentleman's club dancer. Be careful what you believe....

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