Prostitutes Provide Unexpected Benefits

Human physiological needs must be met for human survival. Sex is one of the base pillars of Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. If this guy got it from a pro, that's fine.

Don't try this at home. I'm a trained professional.

Gawd! I love The Onion!

The Onion. One step beyond the Huffington Post. Two steps beyond the commentary of the average gentleman's club dancer. Be careful what you believe....