A strange strange night
jugnu
Ohio
So I was in a SC last night. Went in at 10pm but before going showered, brushed and smelled good.
First dancer looked good but complained how she had been working all day. When the dance started she reeked of smoke smell.
Second dancer was this thin spinner she approached me just as a song started and was really getting on my nerves with how long the song was going on after I requested lets start the dance from next song. She was a voracious grinder but wait oh what is this smell? Oh this over powering poop stink. I almost threw up on her but somehow stopped by breathing and got through the dance.
I need a break and some fresh air after this trauma. Do I smell of shit too now after so much of it was grinded onto me ???
Third dancer a familiar one who remembers my name comes by and this is a good sign. Same story of how she had been working all day. Need money for gifts etc. As soon as the dance starts she takes my hand and places it on her waist and then turn around I move it to her lower back and then to her ass and its all sweaty. Did she run a marathon ? how come she doesn't feel the sweat on her body ? As soon as the dance ends and I take a sip of beer my hand reeks of sweat.
I came home, showered at midnight again and still felt gross. Woke up and showered again before brushing my teeth.
Never going to go before any big holidays and not going to feel shy about giving the dancer the money for the dance and stop it mid way if they smell saying I'm good.
Have you experienced and How do you resolve this poor hygiene situation ?
First dancer looked good but complained how she had been working all day. When the dance started she reeked of smoke smell.
Second dancer was this thin spinner she approached me just as a song started and was really getting on my nerves with how long the song was going on after I requested lets start the dance from next song. She was a voracious grinder but wait oh what is this smell? Oh this over powering poop stink. I almost threw up on her but somehow stopped by breathing and got through the dance.
I need a break and some fresh air after this trauma. Do I smell of shit too now after so much of it was grinded onto me ???
Third dancer a familiar one who remembers my name comes by and this is a good sign. Same story of how she had been working all day. Need money for gifts etc. As soon as the dance starts she takes my hand and places it on her waist and then turn around I move it to her lower back and then to her ass and its all sweaty. Did she run a marathon ? how come she doesn't feel the sweat on her body ? As soon as the dance ends and I take a sip of beer my hand reeks of sweat.
I came home, showered at midnight again and still felt gross. Woke up and showered again before brushing my teeth.
Never going to go before any big holidays and not going to feel shy about giving the dancer the money for the dance and stop it mid way if they smell saying I'm good.
Have you experienced and How do you resolve this poor hygiene situation ?
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As for the girl who smelled like smoke, well, what can you expect? A disproportionate number of dancers smoke, so I don't know how you can be surprised by that, especially if the club allows smoking inside the club.
This was my first experience and it was a big turn off.
Funny@Estafador