Christmas gifts for strippers

samsung1
Ohio
This topic gets started every year...any gift ideas for strippers besides the cash?

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Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
Not that I would – maybe I would have for 1 or 2 in the past – but women love spa treatments.

OF course, this is not something to be handed out like candy – but for a special one?
deogol
12 years ago
Gift Card.
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
Cash.
vincemichaels
12 years ago
The big one.
jackslash
12 years ago
An STD.
igloo9999
12 years ago
It depends a lot on the girl. One is getting a tanning package, a couple others are getting jewelry that they could use (bellybutton ring, earrings, etc) and a couple will be thrilled with gift certificates from the local stores that sell dancer clothes.
Clackport
12 years ago
My dick
crazyjoe
12 years ago
Doc you are funny as shit. I have given gift cards . If it is to a store they like you cant go wrong.
Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
Birth control pills
Lone_Wolf
12 years ago
Hitachi
Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
Hey Lone_Wolf – don’t start a consumer electronics flame war on here :)
Alucard
12 years ago
Health insurance.
rh48hr
12 years ago
Buy like you would if you had a regular girlfriend. If you know what she likes and its not a bank breaker, get her something she will appreciate. Girls are girls regardless of whether they are strippers or not. They appreciate being thought of and pampered. I wouldn't break the bank though. Especially if you are giving her plenty of money OTC. That money buys her a lot of nice things already I'm sure. This is a small gift to be nice and if it works out for future discounts OTC, all the better.
gatorfan
12 years ago
Condoms
Alucard
12 years ago
rh48hr there are members here who will call you a bad name for daring to think of being kind and thoughtful towards a dancer. Even if you think it will bode well for the future.
samsung1
12 years ago
LOL gatorfan nice one!
rh48hr
12 years ago
Alucard - I was just answering from the standpoint of the OP asking what to get a dancer for a x-mas gift. I look at it from the standpoint that if you are going to do it, do it as you would for any other woman. I think we all have to keep in mind that to many of these dancers sex is a business transaction. If we keep that in mind it makes things easier not to get caught up in spending money we don't need to. I will treat everyone nicely until they give e reason not to.
Clubber
12 years ago
Spa treatments and gift cards, if I know where they like to shop. One of my current faves told me she had recently purchased a new home and was spending tons of cash and "Bed, Bath, and Beyond". Bought one from there. When I gave it to her, you'd have thought I gave her a gold bar. Had to be more the thought then the gift, since it wasn't a $1000 gift card or even close. :)
shadowcat
12 years ago
I don't have to buy any this year but in the past I have given Sees Candy and am ultra soft throw blanket(Macys has them) with her name emnroidered on it.
farmerart
12 years ago
Last year I took a dancer to Hawaii for a week after Christmas. I will be doing the same thing with the same dancer again this January.

Does that count as a Christmas gift?
mikeya02
12 years ago
I like how we try be good guys with gift cards, candy, spa treatments, and Farmerart casually mentions he's taking a dancer to Hawaii for a week. Awesome!
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
Alucard: And you have the gall to complain about trolls.

Farmerart: I think that counts more as a present for yourself, doesn't it? Gonna get her tested this year before you go, or just be strong? :))))
tenisbum1776
12 years ago
Victoria Secrets gift card is always appreciated - especially if you suggest taking her shopping yourself to pick out what YOU like on her. Some of those new bras are gravity defying and can add as much as 2 cup sizes. Great stripper costumes!
JuiceBox69
12 years ago
I did a ring.......and a juicer
farmerart
12 years ago
@mikeya02:

See what georg said.

@georgmicrodong:

Jeez, do you remember everything that I post here? I am resolved to being 'strong' with the lady this year, staying away from the lanai at sunset after a bottle of wine!:)
farmerart
12 years ago
In fact, I wish I was in Hawaii right now, just came in from one of the rigs: -35C, 15kph wind, light snow - Brrrrrr! Oh well, 15 days from now !!
pabloantonio
12 years ago
Art, you are my hero. I'm working on one of my "friends" to spend 4 days with me in Mexico. (not sure I could stand her for one week?)

So far, no firm commitment, but I think eventually she will give in.

I always fall back on Victoria's Secret bras and panties (yes I know their size) and their favorite perfume.
farmerart
12 years ago
@pabloantonio:

Stop this 'hero' shit. If you had any idea how much this Hawaii deal will cost me you would not use that word.

I think the more proper description of this trip to Hawaii with a stripper might be:

PATHETIC PUSSY-WHIPPED GERIATRIC LOSER!!
georgmicrodong
12 years ago
PL admission of my own: I got my SB an actual present this year. Something I've never done for any other provider. And one for her child, too, though I put from "Santa" on the tag.
23cambyman
12 years ago
A used gift card
Estafador
12 years ago
A lump of coal for being a bad girl. What they gonna give me, free sex? Not likely
Jay4real
12 years ago
Another drink!
Papi_Chulo
12 years ago
Carton of cigarettes
kingcripple
12 years ago
i dont think theyd keep anything other than the cash. and anyway wouldnt that potentially pose a problem for her and her SO? the SO of a stripper is typically a violent drug addled douche bag so id not get her anything
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