Christmas gifts for strippers

Not that I would – maybe I would have for 1 or 2 in the past – but women love spa treatments.

OF course, this is not something to be handed out like candy – but for a special one?

Gift Card.

Cash.

The big one.

An STD.

It depends a lot on the girl. One is getting a tanning package, a couple others are getting jewelry that they could use (bellybutton ring, earrings, etc) and a couple will be thrilled with gift certificates from the local stores that sell dancer clothes.

My dick

1. 18again.com
2. baconlube.com
3. vagisil.com

Doc you are funny as shit. I have given gift cards . If it is to a store they like you cant go wrong.

Birth control pills

Hitachi

Hey Lone_Wolf – don’t start a consumer electronics flame war on here :)

Health insurance.

Buy like you would if you had a regular girlfriend. If you know what she likes and its not a bank breaker, get her something she will appreciate. Girls are girls regardless of whether they are strippers or not. They appreciate being thought of and pampered. I wouldn't break the bank though. Especially if you are giving her plenty of money OTC. That money buys her a lot of nice things already I'm sure. This is a small gift to be nice and if it works out for future discounts OTC, all the better.

Condoms

rh48hr there are members here who will call you a bad name for daring to think of being kind and thoughtful towards a dancer. Even if you think it will bode well for the future.

LOL gatorfan nice one!

Alucard - I was just answering from the standpoint of the OP asking what to get a dancer for a x-mas gift. I look at it from the standpoint that if you are going to do it, do it as you would for any other woman. I think we all have to keep in mind that to many of these dancers sex is a business transaction. If we keep that in mind it makes things easier not to get caught up in spending money we don't need to. I will treat everyone nicely until they give e reason not to.

Spa treatments and gift cards, if I know where they like to shop. One of my current faves told me she had recently purchased a new home and was spending tons of cash and "Bed, Bath, and Beyond". Bought one from there. When I gave it to her, you'd have thought I gave her a gold bar. Had to be more the thought then the gift, since it wasn't a $1000 gift card or even close. :)

I don't have to buy any this year but in the past I have given Sees Candy and am ultra soft throw blanket(Macys has them) with her name emnroidered on it.

Last year I took a dancer to Hawaii for a week after Christmas. I will be doing the same thing with the same dancer again this January.

Does that count as a Christmas gift?

I like how we try be good guys with gift cards, candy, spa treatments, and Farmerart casually mentions he's taking a dancer to Hawaii for a week. Awesome!

Alucard: And you have the gall to complain about trolls.

Farmerart: I think that counts more as a present for yourself, doesn't it? Gonna get her tested this year before you go, or just be strong? :))))

Victoria Secrets gift card is always appreciated - especially if you suggest taking her shopping yourself to pick out what YOU like on her. Some of those new bras are gravity defying and can add as much as 2 cup sizes. Great stripper costumes!

I did a ring.......and a juicer

@mikeya02:

See what georg said.

@georgmicrodong:

Jeez, do you remember everything that I post here? I am resolved to being 'strong' with the lady this year, staying away from the lanai at sunset after a bottle of wine!:)

In fact, I wish I was in Hawaii right now, just came in from one of the rigs: -35C, 15kph wind, light snow - Brrrrrr! Oh well, 15 days from now !!

Art, you are my hero. I'm working on one of my "friends" to spend 4 days with me in Mexico. (not sure I could stand her for one week?)

So far, no firm commitment, but I think eventually she will give in.

I always fall back on Victoria's Secret bras and panties (yes I know their size) and their favorite perfume.

@pabloantonio:

Stop this 'hero' shit. If you had any idea how much this Hawaii deal will cost me you would not use that word.

I think the more proper description of this trip to Hawaii with a stripper might be:

PATHETIC PUSSY-WHIPPED GERIATRIC LOSER!!

PL admission of my own: I got my SB an actual present this year. Something I've never done for any other provider. And one for her child, too, though I put from "Santa" on the tag.

A used gift card

A lump of coal for being a bad girl. What they gonna give me, free sex? Not likely

Another drink!

Carton of cigarettes

i dont think theyd keep anything other than the cash. and anyway wouldnt that potentially pose a problem for her and her SO? the SO of a stripper is typically a violent drug addled douche bag so id not get her anything