But behind the scenes Romney is wearing a gimp mask and taking it up the ass from Carlos, his illegal alien lawnboy. But he would definitely want to close the strip club... (that is the Republican pattern)
Obama would have done better if he had gotten more intern blow jobs. Clinton was getting them and look how good he did. I actually think that W was getting some, but not enough. Should have given him a bottle of Scotch and a room full of hot interns and we probably would have just kicked Afganistan's ass (like we did within months), killed Osama, and not wasted money and lives trying to rebuild the place. After all, it was broken when we found it... "I found it that way" works for Homer Simpson, why not for the POTUS?
To help Obama in term two, if he wins, the secret service should make sure he gets a BJ er'y day from a different stripper. Hot ones. All 9's and 10's. fuck, why not some 11's too. Some introduced to him on their 18th birthday! Then we would be gettin' some good gummint.
If Romney wins we're fucked because he'll have a hard time sneaking Carlos into the WH without the press noticing. Maybe we can hope that Jeff Gannon/James Guckert over for some "press conferences" (I have no idea whether Romney swings that way, both candidates are prob'ly as straight laced as they seem... dumbfucks... as POTUS could be getting primo pussy and ass [or dick if they swing that way])
Regardless, both will continue spending... And eroding civil liberties... And maybe start a war or two...