Obama vs. Rommney - Strip Club Types
nickifree
Texas
Let's not get too political, but how would you describe Obama and Romney by the following strip club types.
1. Bar sitter or Table sitter.
2. Curvy or Spinner.
3. Beer or Hard Alcohol.
4. Big Spender or Thrifty.
5. Slacks and Tie or Shorts and Sweats.
6. Prefers ATFs or New girls in the clubs.
1. Bar sitter or Table sitter.
2. Curvy or Spinner.
3. Beer or Hard Alcohol.
4. Big Spender or Thrifty.
5. Slacks and Tie or Shorts and Sweats.
6. Prefers ATFs or New girls in the clubs.
12 comments
Romney: Ann says I better not be looking at no whores, but *damn* look at dat ass!
So basically, no difference, even though they'll never admit it.
Romney looks like a scotch drinking, bar sitting, Lone Wolf, with his ATF ready for some Extras!
Both seem like they'd be boring...the guys I'd like to party with are Clinton and W...either one in Miami...Epic!
William Howard Taft preferred tables
Bill Clinton preferrred curvy
James Madison preferred spinners
Thomas Jefferson preferred beer
George Washington preferred hard liquor
FDR was a big spender
Calvin Coolidge was thrifty
Richard Nixon liked suits and ties
Barack Obama likes shorts and sweats
And Janet Reno liked both the ATF and new girls
Romney's a Mormon, they aren't spose to drink at all.
He'd be the guy screaming at the Planning Commission meeting to have the club closed.
Obama would have done better if he had gotten more intern blow jobs. Clinton was getting them and look how good he did. I actually think that W was getting some, but not enough. Should have given him a bottle of Scotch and a room full of hot interns and we probably would have just kicked Afganistan's ass (like we did within months), killed Osama, and not wasted money and lives trying to rebuild the place. After all, it was broken when we found it... "I found it that way" works for Homer Simpson, why not for the POTUS?
To help Obama in term two, if he wins, the secret service should make sure he gets a BJ er'y day from a different stripper. Hot ones. All 9's and 10's. fuck, why not some 11's too. Some introduced to him on their 18th birthday! Then we would be gettin' some good gummint.
If Romney wins we're fucked because he'll have a hard time sneaking Carlos into the WH without the press noticing. Maybe we can hope that Jeff Gannon/James Guckert over for some "press conferences" (I have no idea whether Romney swings that way, both candidates are prob'ly as straight laced as they seem... dumbfucks... as POTUS could be getting primo pussy and ass [or dick if they swing that way])
Regardless, both will continue spending... And eroding civil liberties... And maybe start a war or two...