You get Chinese take out, and they're having a promotion, where you get one entry in a raffle with every order. A month later, you get a text saying you won the raffle. It's from Wuhan Labs. To celebrate Faucci's birthday, they are planning to "accidentally" leak one of two engineered viruses at the Shein G-string factory. One makes people permanently allergic to the radiation emitted by cell phones. The other makes people permanently allergic to the glue used to stick on fake fingernails. Your prize is that you get to pick which virus is leaked. Which do you pick?
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I guess it's getting slow on discussions...
@Jascoi The talking lion has slacked off, and the stabbing stripper seems to be in prison with no internet access. Big shoes to fill, I do my best.
@Jascoi You don't think they at least have cake for Faucci's birthday at Wuhan Labs?
I'd pick the virus that makes you allergic to fingernail glue. The long fingernails bug me more than the doom scrolling.
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