Claim Your Prize

You get Chinese take out, and they're having a promotion, where you get one entry in a raffle with every order. A month later, you get a text saying you won the raffle. It's from Wuhan Labs. To celebrate Faucci's birthday, they are planning to "accidentally" leak one of two engineered viruses at the Shein G-string factory. One makes people permanently allergic to the radiation emitted by cell phones. The other makes people permanently allergic to the glue used to stick on fake fingernails. Your prize is that you get to pick which virus is leaked. Which do you pick?