Karma is a HARSH mistress

7/27/2010 7:20:30 AM

For the past year or so, I've been bedeviled on this site by a troll named MisterGuy. He has, unprovoked, said the meanest, most vicious, hurtful, and hateful things. He's earned the contempt of many on this site. Seeing his enemies and finding a pattern, I finally figured out the chink in is armor.
Imagine a home where a kid comes to the breakfast table, and instantly, both parents, unprovoked, viciously attack his chosen clothing that morning, then say vicious things about his personality, looks, and I.Q.  Imagine this abuse goes on for years.
Some who went through this kind of abuse became orators, and we know their names because of their deeds-Hitler, Stalin, Vlad the Impaler, etc.
Those who didn't become orators, let me tell you what happens to them.
My father was just like MisterGuy-he never had a kind word for anyone, ever. Lucky for me, he left my life when I was six. I tried to get to know him when I was 18.
It was the late 1970's and the CB radio craze was going on. We were in his car. He switched on his radio and there was a busy frequency going-not unlike a crowded chat room on the net. Dad signed on with his handle. Inside of thirty seconds, the frequency went silent. Dad was actually confused by this. He said "I know where they hang out". We drove to a parking lot. As we drove in, people were deserting that parking lot like they were being shot at.
At his funeral five years later, it was worse.  Of his eight children, only five showed up, and only one one of his kids had been talking to him. The rest of us went because we were decent people. Note that of his seven grandchildren, none of them were there because the kids didn't deserve his acid tipped tongue-he had known none of his grandchildren. Besides the five of us, the only other attendee was a prostitute who had occasionally stayed with him. 
 
So, go ahead and run your mouth MisterGuy. Be mindful that all the hatred you put out in the world comes back to you-tenfold. Note how it worked out for Hitler, Stalin, Vlad, and the others. 
 
In a more Christian way, and because I am a churchgoer, I beg plead, and implore you to get help. If you can't afford the 300 per hour that a shrink charges, go to a church and ask about their counseling services. In most churches, it's free. 
 
Just remember though, they can't help you unless you admit that you have a problem. Of course, you'll probably come back with some acidic comeback to this, but you'll only be proving my point.  
 
Get some help, PLEASE !!

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MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"For the past year or so" 
 
I don't think it's been that long, and for a "tough guy" like you Dudster...I would think that some albeit harsh critiques of your obvious misstatements would be easy to take...but oh well... 
 
"I finally figured out the chink in is armor." 
 
This ought to be good...lol...   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"Imagine a home where a kid comes to the breakfast table, and instantly, both parents, unprovoked, viciously attack his chosen clothing that morning, then say vicious things about his personality, looks, and I.Q.  Imagine this abuse goes on for years." 
 
I'm sorry to hear that's apparently what happened at your house Dudster.  Both my parents love me...then & now.   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"Hitler, Stalin, Vlad the Impaler, etc." 
 
Wow, now I'm Hitler and Stalin...sorry, you've been attending too many Tea Party rallies Dudster... 
 
"In a more Christian way, and because I am a churchgoer, I beg plead, and implore you to get help." 
 
So do I Dudster, try reading a history book sometime...you've got a lot to learn my very ignorant friend.  
 
Do yourself a favor Dudster, and watch more Starblazers.  There a lot of episodes posted on YouTube...that should cheer you up...

Dudester

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14 years ago

You proved my point. Get some help, you need it.

Dougster

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14 years ago

MisterGay? Hitler? Stalin? Dude, get a grip. Also look up Godwin's Law while you are at it. *p*a*t*h*e*t*i*c*

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Dudester, with all due respect you are giving Mister way too much credit/power.  He is an underacheiving basement dweller with a slight to moderate amount of intellect, just enough to cause trouble but not enough to form cogent arguments or informed viewpoints.  He manages to scrounge up a few bucks now and then for a club, which gives him entre to use this forum as a dumping ground for obtuse comments and half baked poliitical analyses. 
 
Don't get caught up in his nonsense - he is just a retard with a gun ;)

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"He is an underacheiving basement dweller with a slight to moderate amount of intellect" 
 
LOL...feeling the sting of defeat there eh noob??  What a surprise...

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Defeat?  lol.  I spend many nights each year enjoying naked dancers and sleeping with hot strippers.  You spend your time posting ridiculous political rants on a strip club website. 
 
Who's life would you rather have?  I know my answer ;)

Dudester

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14 years ago

Misterguy is friendless here, just like his real life. He absolutely hates it when anyone here is liked and respected because it is the thing that he desires most in life, but yet, he can't achieve it. Truly sad, destined to walk the earth alone because his acid mouth gets him in one jam or another. 
 
Get some therapy misterguy.

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"I spend many nights each year enjoying naked dancers and sleeping with hot strippers." 
 
LOL...and yet more pure fiction on your part, noob... 
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"Misterguy is friendless here, just like his real life" 
 
...in your wildest dreams that is, moron.  Get a clue!

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Oh Mister, calling my posts fiction doesn't make it so, just as calling me a "noob" doesn't make that true either.  Now cheating on my wife - that is a valid criticism, but it is what it is. <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/tounge_smile.gif" />   
 
You, on the other hand, really don't have much to talk about, do you?  As far as I can tell your club visits are fairly erratic - at least from the "proof" I can find in your reviews, lol.  Perhaps that's why you have so much time to come on here and try to stir up crap - that looks like your actual primary form of entertainment. 
 
Last week I was fucking and sucking across Dallas.  The week before that I was getting a BBBJ in the back seat of my car by a beatiful stripper from my local club (also never reviewed on this thing).  What were you doing?  Probably on here ranting some more at your betters, at least in between jerking off to the posts of those who actually work their game in the clubs instead of typing. 
 
You're a jealous and bitter fraud who, from the "proof" I can find on this thing, hasn't earned the right to criticize anyone. 
 
Run along now...at least until you have something else to contribute besides criticism of what actual SC hounds are doing.  <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" />

Dudester

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14 years ago

"Misterguy is friendless here, just like his real life" 
 
...in your wildest dreams that is, moron.  Get a clue! 
 
Besides Dougster (your alias). point out a friend here. You don't have one, liar, fraud, you friendless loner. 
 
Get some therapy, you desperately need it.

Dougster

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14 years ago

Dudester: Yeah, MisterGay and I are friends. No wait, I am his alias! How fucking dumb are you? Just because I think you are the most psychotic head case on this board and even dumber than MisterGay there is no way anyone but MisterGay could say anything bad about you right? Therefore it must actually be MisterGay saying those things, right! Great logic there, psycho! Seeking therapy.

Dougster

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14 years ago

Sorry, got cut off. Meant to say: 
 
seeking therapy? Geez, why don't you give us some advice on how to get started. You have admitted you quite a bit of experience with that, you self-admitted mental case!

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"You, on the other hand, really don't have much to talk about, do you?" 
 
LOL...yeah, I've only been strip clubbing for over 20 years, with plenty of detailed, recent reviews to show for it as well. 
 
"Last week I was fucking and sucking across Dallas.  The week before that I was getting a BBBJ in the back seat of my car by a beatiful stripper from my local club (also never reviewed on this thing)." 
 
LOL...and yet more pure uncorroborated fiction on your part, noob.  That's so very sad on your part.  You can't even live vicariously through your own imagination...tisk, tisk...  You really are such a "big man", noob...not...lol...dream on noobie! 
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"Besides Dougster (your alias)." 
 
My goodness Dudster...you're even more stupid than I originally thought!  Wow!

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Mister, you mean that those 86 reviews represent 20 years of experience?  Wow sir <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" />  If not, then in the words of one ranting Mister, where's the "proof"?  Hmm, I posted 20 just since January... 
 
You are a ranting jackass.  You are so pathetic that it is hard for you to fathom getting laid routinely by strippers.  I understand your issue - the more you post the more I realize how little you have to talk about.   
 
Like I said, my reviews and posts do the talking for me.

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"Mister, you mean that those 86 reviews represent 20 years of experience?" 
 
LOL...did I ever say that??  Nope, that's just you trying to spin another completely false tale, noob.  I've documented the super vast majority of my strip club visits since around 2007 on this site, which is the entire point of this website...exchanging info (good & bad, specific and not so specific, etc.) about strip clubs that one has visited in order to improve everyone's chances at having a good time when they go out in the future.  As I've said before, no one here is asking anyone to post a review every single time one goes to a strip club. 
 
The true amount of strip club visits that you have under your belt, noob, is irrelevant to me.  What's relevant is your continued hypocrisy when it comes to you attempting to bully others as to what they can & can't post on this discussion board.  Nobody died & left you (a blatant noob by all accounts) in charge of deciding who has the right to post simple questions about strip clubs on the discussion board. 
 
"You are so pathetic that it is hard for you to fathom getting laid routinely by strippers" 
 
...in your wild dreams that is, noob...lol... 
 
"Like I said, my reviews and posts do the talking for me" 
 
...and they the "talking" that they do for you right now is that you're a noob, period.  Now get over it...

rickdugan

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14 years ago

shit for brains, you are inconsistent.  I've been doing this for 15 years and calling me a "noob" because I've only been posting on this thing since Nov. paints you as someone who has only been doing this for 3 years.  And you've got even less "proof" of strip club visits in the past year than I do, but you continue to rant at me about lack of evidence.  
 
Are you justthat stupid?  Do the inconsistencies in your logic completely escape you?  
 
Or perhaps this is just some lame attempt to fish for some reaction.  Are you that lonely?  Now don't get too lonely if I don't respond too much longer tonight - I have another trip to my local club coming up shortly <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" />

Dougster

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14 years ago

rick: Look, it's pretty plain that you do visit strip clubs quite frequently. Anyone can see that. MisterGay even knows it, and his arguments aren't going to convince anyone that you are a "noob". 
 
The thing with MisterGay, is that he slipped up and called you "n00b" early on and now cannot admit his mistake. Instead he ties himself up in knots rather than just admit he was wrong. It's quite a familiar pattern with him. I remember he was in debate once where he claimed AIG was worth $1 trillion because he forgot to subtract liabilities from assets. Rather than admit he was wrong, he just kept insisting AIG really was worth $1 trillion. 
 
Maybe one day MisterGay will be able to pull his head out of his ass far enough just to admit he was wrong about something rather than tie himself up in more contradictions. Right now his ego is too fragile for that, however. I suspect it will be that way for years to come. Maybe Dudester can offer some psychoanalytical insights on the matter. <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" />

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"I've been doing this for 15 years" 
 
...which is completely irrelevant as it relates to this website.  This website wasn't even around 15-20 years ago, noob...period! 
 
"and calling me a 'noob' because I've only been posting on this thing since Nov." 
 
...which is exactly why you're a noob...noob...lol...  You can deny it all that you want to, but that's not going to change anything anytime soon. 
 
"And you've got even less 'proof' of strip club visits in the past year than I do" 
 
...which is not the point that I've been making with you all along, noob.  Keep trying to change the subject...it's not working!   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"Now don't get too lonely if I don't respond too much longer tonight - I have another trip to my local club coming up shortly" 
 
Sure, sure...and I'm sure you'll be posting a review about that trip as well, noob.  We're all waiting with bated breath for it...along with those promised reviews from Fort Worth, TX & Mobile, AL that you promised last December...ugh...

rickdugan

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14 years ago

"Sure, sure...and I'm sure you'll be posting a review about that trip as well, noob.  We're all waiting with bated breath for it...along with those promised reviews from Fort Worth, TX & Mobile, AL that you promised last December...ugh..." 
 
Mister, I think that is the first accurate thing you've posted in our little exchange.  You are right (something I'm sure you don't hear often) - I dropped the ball on both.  I had a lot of fun in one of the clubs in FW - ending in my hotel room.  Mobile was a boring bust.  But I was in about 6 clubs between the two and did not review any of them.  In fact, I only started posting reviews in January, and only relating to some of my SC visits this year (and not all of them). 
 
My few very local clubs, including the uber local one?  Not a chance.  I post too much info. (on here and SW) about my activities at these places to ever identify them.  This is not only for my protection but for those dancers that I reference in these forums. 
 
But with respect to Mobile, I am going back in October and will definately review those clubs this time.  Hopefully I can find a little more action there on this go-around.

rickdugan

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14 years ago

And Mister, believe what you want, but the fact of the matter is that I am in so many clubs in so many different cities over the course of a year that sometimes I simply don't remember which club I did what in.  Now I always remember the REALLY good ones and the horrible shit holes, but the middle of the pack clubs start to blur after a while.  On the trips I did this year I was more diligent in keeping track, and in many cases posted reviews from my hotel room so as not to forget. 

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"You are right (something I'm sure you don't hear often)" 
 
LOL...nice try at changing the subject once again, but, like I've said before, it's not working!   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"I had a lot of fun in one of the clubs in FW - ending in my hotel room.  Mobile was a boring bust." 
 
That's part of my entire point here.  Don't you think that others might benefit from those experiences...both good & bad??  Mobile in particular is an area that we hear very little from on the discussion board.  Almost any info would be of use I'm sure to people down there. 
 
"But I was in about 6 clubs between the two and did not review any of them.  In fact, I only started posting reviews in January, and only relating to some of my SC visits this year (and not all of them)." 
 
See...there you go again...making more lame excuses for why you continually, in your own words, "drop the ball".  You're not helping anyone out when you do that, noob. 
 
"My few very local clubs, including the uber local one?  Not a chance.  I post too much info. (on here and SW) about my activities at these places to ever identify them.  This is not only for my protection but for those dancers that I reference in these forums." 
 
Are you kidding me??  You haven't posted one, single solitary review from the NYC area (which I thought you mentioned before was your home area)!  I can totally understand not wanting to out yourself locally, especially since you openly cheat on your wife & family...but please, don't make it sound like you've given out a ton of review info on that area on TUSCL.  What you do on other websites means nothing to many of us on here.  I, and many others, participate on other strip club websites as well. 
 
"But with respect to Mobile, I am going back in October and will definately review those clubs this time." 
 
Sorry, but I won't be holding my breath, noob.  Your tack record is waaaay too sketchy already... 
 
"the fact of the matter is that I am in so many clubs in so many different cities over the course of a year that sometimes I simply don't remember which club I did what in." 
 
That's just more excuses on your part, noob.  You sound like you're a businessman...don't tell me that you've never jointed down a few notes in your car after a meeting.  It can be the same with strip club outings...I do it all the time.  No one expects you to have a mind like a steel trap.  Heck, most of your reviews so far aren't very long anyways...not that they even need to be.  The idea that you can't come up with a few sentences or a paragraph or two about a strip club outing is frankly beyond me. 
 
"Now I always remember the REALLY good ones and the horrible shit holes, but the middle of the pack clubs start to blur after a while." 
 
Again, no one is asking that you document every, single strip club that you go to, especially if you've already reviewed a place at least once.  Do yourself a favor rickie & lay off the other noobs when they post on the discussion board.  It's one of my personal pet peeves, and you of all people have no place doing it.  It's obvious to many of us here that you're still learning your way around this site, which is fine.  There are two basic ways to learn things...the easy way & the hard way.  Take the easy route my friend...learn from others that have been around here longer....

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Mister, your moronic arrogance baffles me.  You criticize others while you have provided very little fresh data on anything yourself.  And your hypocrisy and lack of sensical responses IS the point.  If by noob you mean new to posting on this board, then yes - compared to the WHOPPING 3 years that you have posted, lol- but I think I've been more than carrying my weight since I started posting, unlike you in recent months, which is why I'm baffled by the criticism. 
 
Now I have responded to your issues and if you don't like those responses too bad.  In a nutshell: 
 
I will post what I see fit to.  I don't post about every club I visit nor will I, for a variety of reasons.  And the clubs I frequent in NYC ARE my local clubs, which is why I don't post about them.  I've discussed way too much about what I do in some of them.  Perhaps at some point I'll range out a bit and do some NYC posting, but for now readers will have to be content with posting from my road trips.  And if you don't like any of this then tough shit, but until you provide as much fresh data as I have in the last seven months, STFU. 
 
And I will jump on a brand new poster EVERY TIME he asks for information before he shares.  You will note that my very first post was info about a Chicago suburb, and it is common courtesy to share before asking for something on a site like this.  And if you don't like it  then too bad :) 
 
You are indeed the village idiot.

rickdugan

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14 years ago

...However, in the continued spirit of sharing (something which you talk a lot about but do very little of), I just posted reviews for a few NYC (boroughs) clubs.  These are what I can safely post without giving too much away, either through direct association or by process of elimination. 
 
And with that I am done with this back and forth.

Dougster

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14 years ago

MISTERGAY LOSES AGAIN!

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"You criticize others while you have provided very little fresh data on anything yourself." 
 
LOL...in your widest dreams, noob. 
 
"And your hypocrisy and lack of sensical responses IS the point." 
 
Now you're going to try projection instead of just blatantly trying to change the subject, noob??  Nope, that's not going to work either. 
 
"If by noob you mean new to posting on this board, then yes" 
 
...and that's been my point all along, noob.  Once again, it takes you soooooo long to get it, eh noob?? 
 
"I think I've been more than carrying my weight since I started posting, unlike you in recent months" 
 
Yea, if by "carrying your weight" means posting senseless thread upon senseless thread about topics that have been discussed ad nauseum on the discussion board already, then you take the cake for sure, noob. 
 
"Now I have responded to your issues" 
 
...mostly by coming up with lame ass excuses (for which you seem to have an endless supply) trying to change the subject, and beating at strawmen, noob.  None of those techniques actually work yanno!   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"I don't post about every club I visit nor will I, for a variety of reasons" 
 
...and once again, noob, NO ONE has asked you to do that, but beat that strawman all that you want to...lol...   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"until you provide as much fresh data as I have in the last seven months, STFU." 
 
LMAO!  I'll stack my history of reviews against your few reviews any day of the week & twice on Sunday, noob. 
 
"And I will jump on a brand new poster EVERY TIME he asks for information before he shares" 
 
...and you will be brow-beaten by myself & others for it.  Enjoy the never-ending punishment, noob. 
 
"You are indeed the village idiot." 
 
LMAO!  Have fun allying yourself with a proven racist, moronic, old fool, noob...you can't seem to pick decent allies on here for shit.  It's learning the hard way for you noob...just like always...tisk, tisk...what a waste of space you really are... 
 
"However, in the continued spirit of sharing (something which you talk a lot about but do very little of), I just posted reviews for a few NYC (boroughs) clubs." 
 
LOL...guess what noob??  I just brow-beat you into posting more reviews, which was part of what this entire dust-up has been all about!   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" alt="" /> 
 
"And with that I am done with this back and forth." 
 
I accept your surrender, noob...run along now...

Dougster

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14 years ago

MISTERGAY LOSES AGAIN!

rickdugan

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14 years ago

"...and you will be brow-beaten by myself & others for it.  Enjoy the never-ending punishment, noob" 
 
Punishment from you? Lol.  Since you haven't seemed to figure this out yet, I'm your Daddy. <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/regular_smile.gif" />  I do while you post, period. 
 
Tell you what, be a good little ankle biter and go fetch us real SC hounds a review, good (recent) story, or SOMETHING.  Then MAYBE I'll give you a pat on the head or a little slap on the rump. <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/wink_smile.gif" />

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"Since you haven't seemed to figure this out yet, I'm your Daddy." 
 
LOL...sure, sure, which is why you say "How high?" (post reviews) when I say "Jump" (brow beat you on here for not doing so enough), noob.  Welcome to the losing side, noob!   <img src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/teeth_smile.gif" alt="" />

rickdugan

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14 years ago

You came back, bitch?  I thought Daddy told you to go get something useful for us real club hounds. 
 
You're a bad little nipper.<img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/angry_smile.gif" />

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

Keep those delusions coming, noob...LOL!

rickdugan

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14 years ago

Bad nipper, BAD.  I've been waiting for your next Montreal trip so that we could at least get more "drive by" reviews of some of those clubs in VT and upstate NY, but you don't even have that to offer, do you? 
 
BAD NIPPER. <img alt="" src="/editor/images/smiley/msn/omg_smile.gif" />

Dougster

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14 years ago

You two little homos should just get a room, already.

rickdugan

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14 years ago

We did - this is it.  Better to deal with a fucktard like you and a retard like him in a silly side blog rather than a general discussion board, where other posters quickly get tired of back and forth bullshit. 
 
And I've learned from posting in a couple of other forums that shit for brains that always need to have the last word will continue to start crap forever unless they know that you are willing to take it out all the way.  There always seems to be one like Mister on every board.  Usually one of these back and forths is enough to let everyone know what will happen the next time.

Dougster

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14 years ago

rickdugan: "And I've learned from posting in a couple of other forums that shit for brains that always need to have the last word will continue to start crap forever unless they know that you are willing to take it out all the way." 
 
Good plan rick. You seem to be slowing him down.

MisterGuy

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14 years ago

"I've been waiting for your next Montreal trip so that we could at least get more 'drive by' reviews of some of those clubs in VT and upstate NY" 
 
Ummmm, I've already reviewed all of those clubs...some quite extensively, noob. 
 
"Usually one of these back and forths is enough to let everyone know what will happen the next time." 
 
LOL...I'm here for the duration, noob...and that's years longer than you've been here...keep dreaming!

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