VIP's, Cheapskates, and Code Words

4/26/2006 6:30:00 PM

Done thirty five+ years in joints and never bought a VIP. (Rip-offs for suckers-no bang for Buck). Have weakend and bought an occasional Lap (half of which were quite nice). For the same (or much less) money I can get washed, massaged, and the rest of the icing on the cake total package in my local MP. But for the first time in my life a sultry right-down-my-alley Go-Goer is sorely tempting me to take the plunge. A notice on another board has her providing explicit services above and beyond the call of duty. Told her I had the pleasure of a LD with her. 'In VIP we can do a little more-well a LOT more.' Then she told me she really is a VIP 'specialist'--implying that only the uninformed bother taking her for a simple LD. Gotta love that saying it w/o really sayin' it stuff. That deuce (let's face it-lot of money for a working man) is burning a hole in my pocket.

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FONDL

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19 years ago

Yoda, that's what I was trying to say.

Yoda

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19 years ago

Shadow: In my experience that kind of talk is just plain old stripper shit. If a dancer wants to see you outside of the club she will come right out and say so.

FONDL

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19 years ago

Shadowcat, I've had girls say stuff like that too. I don't think it means anything, they're just making chit-chat. The strip club atmosphere leads to discussions about sex, it's pretty common, especially when you know the girl well. It's also common from girls you don't know, but then it's likely to be a part of their sales pitch.

davids

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19 years ago

It's just a compliance test to see if you will respond like another PL/customer or not: "Gee, I can help you with that." "But you are so beautiful, how can that be?"

I would make fun of her: "I think it's the desperate vibe you put out. You should work on that." "Well as women get older it gets harder to meet guys for sex." "Have you considered spending more time in the gym?"

chandler

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19 years ago

I've been to many clubs where the VIP dances are no better than the regular laps. Usually, the strippers there who try to belittle you for sticking with regular laps are all tease and no action. Get a more specific assurance than "we can do a little more" or an impartial recommendation before taking the plunge.

FONDL

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19 years ago

Ralphy, what can it hurt to try it once? But I doubt if you're ever going to get as much bang for the buck as you do at a MP, if that's your thing. You might also end up paying more than the up-front fee, the girl may require a tip to give it her all, I'd suggest you ask about that before committing. As many people here have pointed out, getting extras in a strip cub is usually pretty expensive compared to other options.

RomanticLover

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19 years ago

Do you ever get lap dances for FIVE DOLLARS?

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