Could all the disappearances have something to do with clubber's abrupt and somewhat mysterious departure? Rick has a mind (haha! I almost wrote good mind) for conspiracy theories. See what he can come with.
(Or maybe people just go on vacation during summer. Could it be?)
Actually, Alucard, Farmerart, Juicebox, and Africanlovepimp have all logged on this month. So they have been checking in, just not commenting.
If any of you caring bastards remember Dudester, he is the one that is truly missing. Remember he suffered a bad accident last year (probably a traffic accident knowing Houston) and has not been with us since.
Dudester actually contributed intelligent conversation to this forum, unlike some of the unintelligible drivel that comes from our less developed members.
Now if I was only as well developed as Vincemichael, Clubber, Staxwell, and 10 Inches, I could contribute fascinating stories of having great sex with dancers.
Dudester was funny. On the record as calling all women, even non-strippers, "commodities", but then tried to attack people for not referring to strippers with kind enough language. Yeah, that's some pretty consistent thinking, huh?
Oh and then there was his bilious attacks on atheists.
pabloantonio, when one has clubbed extensively, you'll run into these kinds of things. I take flack from some, I have made a substantial number of mistakes over the years, but somehow one survives. Ask shadowcat about one dancer in particular from Columbia PP. I know he got a kick out of watching us in the VIP. :)
pablo - I did not see a thing. I am not a voyuer. I am just going by the dancers reputation and the shit eating grin on vincemichael's face when he came out of the lap dance room. :)
OK, ma friend, if that's your story and your sticking with it, shadowcat, so be it. But on at least one occasion, I remember you and our former friend, sitting on one end of the VIP and talking while I became "acquainted" with the babe in question. LOL
Lighten up, Anton. What ALP and Alucard do behind closed doors ain't our concern. The fact that Alucard hasn't responded suggests he's busy saving lives. Or he's been kidnapped by them mexican cartels for spoiling them mexican strippers. Or he's busy doing ALP's laundry.
Pablo, ALP is not a real "keeping it real" brother from the hood. He gave it away when he gave finacial advice on one post. He is a white guys version on what a black guy talks like. Totally stupid.
And ALP's call on eur/jpy was right on and would have scored some major money in just 24h. Compare that to txtittyfan's disasterous calls to short treasuries over the last 3 years.
Seems there is a pattern here - dumb guys give dumb financial advice and think dumb things like strippers only fuck a certain select few customers for cash (namely the alleged "nice guys") or just them if they are ultra-dumb.
Smart guys OTOH give good financial advice and realize that strippers are just whores and don't buy lines like "you're the only one I do this for."
Geez, we got a genius-sherlock-fucking-holmes (aka mikeya02) and his clueless sidekick (aka anton) solving a fucking murder mystery. Wait, no one croaked (except maybe Alucard whose welfare we are concerned about) so leave ALP be and crawl back to your detective hideout.
Het Steve, remember SNL? Are you one of those old guys that as a kid, stared at the sun and liked it? Cause nothing was invented yet and there was nothing else to do?
Hmmm, let's see. Doug says he spends $1000 to $2000 per month. I can't do math - but how many Bogie's $60 BJ specials could he get in a month? Not many have that much sauce in the pipes.
I would like to point out that Dougie made some weird ass analogy about ordering at Burger King and asking prostitutes for sex.??!! Now while normal people get served whoppers, he gets served "whoopers"; his word. Is that a special burger for big mouth little pricks? Wannabe internet Rambos? Funny, huh Dougie?
I'm having too much trouble following this thread. I can see that I'm only getting parts of the story. It appears that everyone on my ignore list has posted something on this thread! Has that happened to anyone else before?
Well seeing as mikeya02 is a guy, Dougster. At least I'm led to believe he is, he can't be a bitch, now can he. Bitches are females, Dougster, not males. Another Dougster whopper. LOL
Come on guys, analogies you can't understand? Typos? Literal meaning of bitch? These threads aren't much fun to read when its Internet Rambo vs. Internet Hello Kitties. Step it up.
No, Dougster, you've always been a dumbass, you'll always be a dumbass. Try coming to one of our MENSA monthly meetings, I'm on the welcoming committee. We'd love to test your stupidity. LMAO
Alucard's OK and hasn't changed so all's well in tuscl land.
@thesamurai: Them mikey boy and vince are good kids. Not the brightest bulbs in the United States of A? Sure. But they got them genes from grandpa steve who looked at them sun too long before fucking their grandma. So it ain't their fault.
I wouldn't know, txtittyfan, but thanks for the warning. When I was in Seattle 2 winters ago, I'm really glad now that I never clubbed with the stupid dork.
@mikey boy: "Steve, you're a good kid too. Can take a joke. But you're not the brightest bulb either. Even steven? Fair and square? Okey dokey?"
That ain't the way to talk to your grandpa. Get some fucking etiquette lessons from your bastard daddy, steve229. He's come a long way since finding out who is old man is.
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last commentHa! Worried he'll come back? No not really. Probably an accidental OD after one his crack binges.
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And Juicebox, he's gone too?
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I hear Alucard and Juicebox went on a road trip with AfricanLovePimp.
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Why do we need threads posted regarding the whereabouts, traits, issues, et al., of other screen names?
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I don't know where they are
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Maybe they decided to visit Burger Kings instead of strip clubs and have it their way.
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Well shit, until you mentioned it, I hadn't even noticed he, or any of the others, was gone.
Thanks for making me give up the 5 valuable nanoseconds of my life that it will take to forget about it again.
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Not to mention the 5 seconds it took to think of a response and the 5 seconds it took to type it. Just teasin.
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I haven't seen farmerart either.
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Didn't farmerart say he was flying to London?
I've noticed the Juice Man has been gone. Maybe he got a life. Not much hope for the rest of us.
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Could all the disappearances have something to do with clubber's abrupt and somewhat mysterious departure? Rick has a mind (haha! I almost wrote good mind) for conspiracy theories. See what he can come with.
(Or maybe people just go on vacation during summer. Could it be?)
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All you guys are heartless bastards. I thought we had a fellowship..................the fellowship of pathetic losers.
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Actually, Alucard, Farmerart, Juicebox, and Africanlovepimp have all logged on this month. So they have been checking in, just not commenting.
If any of you caring bastards remember Dudester, he is the one that is truly missing. Remember he suffered a bad accident last year (probably a traffic accident knowing Houston) and has not been with us since.
Dudester actually contributed intelligent conversation to this forum, unlike some of the unintelligible drivel that comes from our less developed members.
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Now if I was only as well developed as Vincemichael, Clubber, Staxwell, and 10 Inches, I could contribute fascinating stories of having great sex with dancers.
Oh well......................
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Dudester was funny. On the record as calling all women, even non-strippers, "commodities", but then tried to attack people for not referring to strippers with kind enough language. Yeah, that's some pretty consistent thinking, huh?
Oh and then there was his bilious attacks on atheists.
Yeah, real calm intelligent guy... NOT!
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YIKES, ALP !!!!!!!!!! LMAO
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pabloantonio, when one has clubbed extensively, you'll run into these kinds of things. I take flack from some, I have made a substantial number of mistakes over the years, but somehow one survives. Ask shadowcat about one dancer in particular from Columbia PP. I know he got a kick out of watching us in the VIP. :)
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pablo - I did not see a thing. I am not a voyuer. I am just going by the dancers reputation and the shit eating grin on vincemichael's face when he came out of the lap dance room. :)
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Didn't dudester nephew logged on to his uncle TUSCL profile and said that he had a accident.
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OK, ma friend, if that's your story and your sticking with it, shadowcat, so be it. But on at least one occasion, I remember you and our former friend, sitting on one end of the VIP and talking while I became "acquainted" with the babe in question. LOL
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@Africanlovepimp:
I know Alucard and he is no "Homo mofo". I think you got your websites mixed up.
This is TUSCL.
The Bisexual,Gay,and Lesbian (BiGAL) site is on the next page.
PS: I will add your name to our big-dick hall of fame guys.
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Lighten up, Anton. What ALP and Alucard do behind closed doors ain't our concern. The fact that Alucard hasn't responded suggests he's busy saving lives. Or he's been kidnapped by them mexican cartels for spoiling them mexican strippers. Or he's busy doing ALP's laundry.
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Pablo, ALP is not a real "keeping it real" brother from the hood. He gave it away when he gave finacial advice on one post. He is a white guys version on what a black guy talks like. Totally stupid.
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And ALP's call on eur/jpy was right on and would have scored some major money in just 24h. Compare that to txtittyfan's disasterous calls to short treasuries over the last 3 years.
Seems there is a pattern here - dumb guys give dumb financial advice and think dumb things like strippers only fuck a certain select few customers for cash (namely the alleged "nice guys") or just them if they are ultra-dumb.
Smart guys OTOH give good financial advice and realize that strippers are just whores and don't buy lines like "you're the only one I do this for."
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Geez, we got a genius-sherlock-fucking-holmes (aka mikeya02) and his clueless sidekick (aka anton) solving a fucking murder mystery. Wait, no one croaked (except maybe Alucard whose welfare we are concerned about) so leave ALP be and crawl back to your detective hideout.
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Settle down guys, just teasin ALP about how corny he sounds. Very stereotypical.
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ALP back...DAMN!
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Het Steve, remember SNL? Are you one of those old guys that as a kid, stared at the sun and liked it? Cause nothing was invented yet and there was nothing else to do?
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^^^ sounds like something a mid 70s IQ guy like you would do, Miley-boy.
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Alucard changed his name to Chad Johnson
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Oh man, Dougster at Bogarts, this I gotta see. I'll be one of the old white guys at the bar with the ho on her knees sucking me off. :)
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Ok, Vince. Is that ho' named Mikey-boy by any chance? If so, give that big dumb bitch a slap for me!
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"Oh man, Dougster at Bogarts"
Hmmm, let's see. Doug says he spends $1000 to $2000 per month. I can't do math - but how many Bogie's $60 BJ specials could he get in a month? Not many have that much sauce in the pipes.
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Dougster: let mikey boy be. He's a good kid.
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I would like to point out that Dougie made some weird ass analogy about ordering at Burger King and asking prostitutes for sex.??!! Now while normal people get served whoppers, he gets served "whoopers"; his word. Is that a special burger for big mouth little pricks? Wannabe internet Rambos? Funny, huh Dougie?
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I'm having too much trouble following this thread. I can see that I'm only getting parts of the story. It appears that everyone on my ignore list has posted something on this thread! Has that happened to anyone else before?
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What did you say, Club_Goer?? I can't see what you said. Yeah, right. LOL
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Well seeing as mikeya02 is a guy, Dougster. At least I'm led to believe he is, he can't be a bitch, now can he. Bitches are females, Dougster, not males. Another Dougster whopper. LOL
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Hmmm, males cannot be bitches. That is brilliant, Vince. Trying to get into mikeya's below 70 IQ club?
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Come on guys, analogies you can't understand? Typos? Literal meaning of bitch? These threads aren't much fun to read when its Internet Rambo vs. Internet Hello Kitties. Step it up.
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I'm still here. And I hope all you people who have NO respect DIE HORRIBLY tomorrow!
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Good to see you Drac in the daylight. :)
Sorry, I can't join your club, Dougster. My IQ was last measured far, far above that. I'm in MENSA.
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@vince: of course. "males cannot be bitches" = MENSA admission. Got it, Vince!
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No, Dougster, you've always been a dumbass, you'll always be a dumbass. Try coming to one of our MENSA monthly meetings, I'm on the welcoming committee. We'd love to test your stupidity. LMAO
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Ok, Vince, you are the one who says "males cannot be bitches" and I'm the dumbass. Got it!
(What a fuckin' moron you are. Not quite Mikey-boy's level but keep those brilliant "bitch" deductions coming and you'll get there.)
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Juice still lives !
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Long live juice and Dougster the moron. It's so entertaining watching him being the dumbass he is. LMAO
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Alucard's OK and hasn't changed so all's well in tuscl land.
@thesamurai: Them mikey boy and vince are good kids. Not the brightest bulbs in the United States of A? Sure. But they got them genes from grandpa steve who looked at them sun too long before fucking their grandma. So it ain't their fault.
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By the way, Dougster, I lined up a gig for you, there's a group of homosexuals that will pay you a dime, per person, to suck their dicks.
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Steve, you're a good kid too. Can take a joke. But you're not the brightest bulb either. Even steven? Fair and square? Okey dokey?
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VINCE_MALES_CANNOT_BE_BITCHES_MICHAELS LOSES AGAIN!
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Vince,
You do realize that Dougster sucks cock for free don't you?
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I wouldn't know, txtittyfan, but thanks for the warning. When I was in Seattle 2 winters ago, I'm really glad now that I never clubbed with the stupid dork.
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@mikey boy: "Steve, you're a good kid too. Can take a joke. But you're not the brightest bulb either. Even steven? Fair and square? Okey dokey?"
That ain't the way to talk to your grandpa. Get some fucking etiquette lessons from your bastard daddy, steve229. He's come a long way since finding out who is old man is.
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Sure, gramps. Tell us what it was like before electricity. Fun with goats and cows? Remember them thar days of your youth?
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