Well shit, until you mentioned it, I hadn't even noticed he, or any of the others, was gone.
Thanks for making me give up the 5 valuable nanoseconds of my life that it will take to forget about it again.
Could all the disappearances have something to do with clubber's abrupt and somewhat mysterious departure? Rick has a mind (haha! I almost wrote good mind) for conspiracy theories. See what he can come with.
(Or maybe people just go on vacation during summer. Could it be?)
Actually, Alucard, Farmerart, Juicebox, and Africanlovepimp have all logged on this month. So they have been checking in, just not commenting.
If any of you caring bastards remember Dudester, he is the one that is truly missing. Remember he suffered a bad accident last year (probably a traffic accident knowing Houston) and has not been with us since.
Dudester actually contributed intelligent conversation to this forum, unlike some of the unintelligible drivel that comes from our less developed members.
Now if I was only as well developed as Vincemichael, Clubber, Staxwell, and 10 Inches, I could contribute fascinating stories of having great sex with dancers.
Oh well......................
Dudester was funny. On the record as calling all women, even non-strippers, "commodities", but then tried to attack people for not referring to strippers with kind enough language. Yeah, that's some pretty consistent thinking, huh?
Oh and then there was his bilious attacks on atheists.
Yeah, real calm intelligent guy... NOT!
pabloantonio, when one has clubbed extensively, you'll run into these kinds of things. I take flack from some, I have made a substantial number of mistakes over the years, but somehow one survives. Ask shadowcat about one dancer in particular from Columbia PP. I know he got a kick out of watching us in the VIP. :)
pablo - I did not see a thing. I am not a voyuer. I am just going by the dancers reputation and the shit eating grin on vincemichael's face when he came out of the lap dance room. :)
OK, ma friend, if that's your story and your sticking with it, shadowcat, so be it. But on at least one occasion, I remember you and our former friend, sitting on one end of the VIP and talking while I became "acquainted" with the babe in question. LOL
@Africanlovepimp:
I know Alucard and he is no "Homo mofo". I think you got your websites mixed up.
This is TUSCL.
The Bisexual,Gay,and Lesbian (BiGAL) site is on the next page.
PS: I will add your name to our big-dick hall of fame guys.
Lighten up, Anton. What ALP and Alucard do behind closed doors ain't our concern. The fact that Alucard hasn't responded suggests he's busy saving lives. Or he's been kidnapped by them mexican cartels for spoiling them mexican strippers. Or he's busy doing ALP's laundry.
Pablo, ALP is not a real "keeping it real" brother from the hood. He gave it away when he gave finacial advice on one post. He is a white guys version on what a black guy talks like. Totally stupid.
And ALP's call on eur/jpy was right on and would have scored some major money in just 24h. Compare that to txtittyfan's disasterous calls to short treasuries over the last 3 years.
Seems there is a pattern here - dumb guys give dumb financial advice and think dumb things like strippers only fuck a certain select few customers for cash (namely the alleged "nice guys") or just them if they are ultra-dumb.
Smart guys OTOH give good financial advice and realize that strippers are just whores and don't buy lines like "you're the only one I do this for."
Geez, we got a genius-sherlock-fucking-holmes (aka mikeya02) and his clueless sidekick (aka anton) solving a fucking murder mystery. Wait, no one croaked (except maybe Alucard whose welfare we are concerned about) so leave ALP be and crawl back to your detective hideout.
Het Steve, remember SNL? Are you one of those old guys that as a kid, stared at the sun and liked it? Cause nothing was invented yet and there was nothing else to do?
"Oh man, Dougster at Bogarts"
Hmmm, let's see. Doug says he spends $1000 to $2000 per month. I can't do math - but how many Bogie's $60 BJ specials could he get in a month? Not many have that much sauce in the pipes.
I would like to point out that Dougie made some weird ass analogy about ordering at Burger King and asking prostitutes for sex.??!! Now while normal people get served whoppers, he gets served "whoopers"; his word. Is that a special burger for big mouth little pricks? Wannabe internet Rambos? Funny, huh Dougie?
I'm having too much trouble following this thread. I can see that I'm only getting parts of the story. It appears that everyone on my ignore list has posted something on this thread! Has that happened to anyone else before?
Well seeing as mikeya02 is a guy, Dougster. At least I'm led to believe he is, he can't be a bitch, now can he. Bitches are females, Dougster, not males. Another Dougster whopper. LOL
Come on guys, analogies you can't understand? Typos? Literal meaning of bitch? These threads aren't much fun to read when its Internet Rambo vs. Internet Hello Kitties. Step it up.
No, Dougster, you've always been a dumbass, you'll always be a dumbass. Try coming to one of our MENSA monthly meetings, I'm on the welcoming committee. We'd love to test your stupidity. LMAO
Ok, Vince, you are the one who says "males cannot be bitches" and I'm the dumbass. Got it!
(What a fuckin' moron you are. Not quite Mikey-boy's level but keep those brilliant "bitch" deductions coming and you'll get there.)
Alucard's OK and hasn't changed so all's well in tuscl land.
@thesamurai: Them mikey boy and vince are good kids. Not the brightest bulbs in the United States of A? Sure. But they got them genes from grandpa steve who looked at them sun too long before fucking their grandma. So it ain't their fault.
I wouldn't know, txtittyfan, but thanks for the warning. When I was in Seattle 2 winters ago, I'm really glad now that I never clubbed with the stupid dork.
@mikey boy: "Steve, you're a good kid too. Can take a joke. But you're not the brightest bulb either. Even steven? Fair and square? Okey dokey?"
That ain't the way to talk to your grandpa. Get some fucking etiquette lessons from your bastard daddy, steve229. He's come a long way since finding out who is old man is.
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