Going For The Fake
sinclair
Strip Club Nation
Tuesday, July 17, 2012 3:23 PM
I have been seeing alot of reviews lately where guys are complaining that dancers are overcharging on dance prices. For example: in a club where dances are $20, dancers are trying to dupe out-of-towners or guys they perceive as braindead into paying $30 per song. Don't take this shit. With college football only six weeks away, you newbs need to take a page out of Sinclair's Playbook.
Finding out what she is going to charge you ahead of time is prudent, and the best method of doing this is what I call "the fake". You simply agree to get dances, and as you are walking to the lap dance area (maybe even holding hands), you ask how much lappers are. If she overquotes, break contact, leave her, and walk purposefully back to your table. Almost everyone in the club will see this. It will amuse the other dancers that she lost the sale and send out a warning flare to your fellow clubbers that this bitch is schemin'. If you are feeling ballsy, wait until you get back to the couch where you are going to get the dance and sit down. Then ask her what her price is. When she overquotes you, get up off the couch and walk all the way back out to your table. Cuss under your breath and flail your arms for added effect. Every time I have embarrassed a ROB with a fake, they just stand there with their mouth gaping wide open, knowing they lost money by getting a little greedy. Strippers think they have you hook, line, and sinker when you agree to a dance. Don't overpay and show them who is in control of your wallet.
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