fingers up the dancers ass !

Did you mean the whole ass? Or the asshole??

As for me: I'm fond of both.

:)

Man I jes luv fistin rite up to me elbow!

There's a reason I refuse to fistbump, never mind handshake, assholes at strip clubs. Shit almost wrote fistpump which wouldn't have been right.

It's so nice of Juice to check the temperatures of the dancers! Do you do vision and hearing tests as well?

Putting your cock up her ass is better

Sounds like a shitty thing to do. :)

I usually try to avoid assholes. :)

They often seem to frequent areas where there is a nice pussy so it can be hard to avoid them at times.

I've rubbed a few dancer's sphincters and they have seemed to enjoy that, but I have not yet taken the plunge.

Rimming?

I was in a private with a girl and she was a little shy until I rimmed her a little and went in just a little. She went over the edge crazy and started orgasming. I was luck to get out with things still attached. It was like I opened the orgasm flood gates. When we were done she forgot to ask me to pay her. I did anyway cause she was worth it. To bad I had not time for OTC.

I love to stick things in any kind of holes.

I think it comes from my childhood when I had one of those PlaySkool toys where you try to put square pegs in a round.

I didn't read as many books when I was 13 like farmerart did.

Some girls like a little ass play, but most don't because they are not prepared hygienically. The ones who like it usually like it a lot.

Juice, I just had my first sip of coffee this morning, see this thread and spit it out....lol, somehow reminds of some old Andrew "Dice" Clay....

"So I've got my fingers up this chicks asss elbow deep..."

"Jack & Jill went up the hill, each with a buck and a quarter. Jill came down with $2.50. The f#ckin whore"....

"Hickory Dickory Dock...."

"Little Boy Blue...."

"Little Miss Muffet...."

LMFAO guys ?

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An oldie but goodie thread :) lol...

I will happily do an oil check on a stripper with a great ass. This is one of those things for which it's good to get clear consent before descending