I Think I Got Pinkeye From a Stripper

Should pick the recipient of DATY a lot better! ;)

So is it the "one eyed monster" that got "pink eye"?

This thread is a joke. I'm at home sick as a dog watching Angels With Dirty Faces when I should be in a club getting dirty with Angels faces.

Ugggh summer colds!

I got a nasty rash on my knee once... I think it was an allergy to her latex boots.

Go to the doctor.

I got stinky finger from a dancer a few times.

Last week I gave a stripper whiteface.

Last week i eyed a stripper's pink

Doc - are you sure it was from DATY?

It's only fun until someone gets pink eye. Earlier this afternoon, Colin Farrell, Kate Beckinsale, Jessica Biel and Bryan Cranston talked to journalists about making "Total Recall," Len Wiseman's upcoming remake of the 1990 Arnold Schwarzenegger classic.

Yahoo: Did anyone get injured either during training or filming? Cranston: I got pink eye. Farrell: You got SUCH BAD PINK EYE MAN! ... He looked like he came off a three day bender in Saigon in '72! Cranston: We were fighting... in about eight inches of water. And, lovely people that they are, the crew heated up the water so that we weren't cold all the time. But then it became like a Petri dish. Beckinsale (joking): Did someone pee in the water? Cranston: Someone told me it's fecal matter --that's how you get pink eye!

steve229 is probably right. You may have intended DATY but roamed to a neighboring zip code (I assume unintended). Exercise more discipline and let this be a useful life lesson.

Try Restasis I hear that shit works on everything but herpes of the eye

I read the title and thought pinkeye was a new euphemism for pussy!

I use my MOUTH for DATY, not my EYE! What a maroon!