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Bad Technique

inno123
One would think that with all the practice that they get every day that strippers would get pretty good at whatever the level of the extras that they offer. But that does not seem to be the case.

I am talking about basics like:

...no teeth scraping in BJs
,,,in a HJ don't just grab the shaft and flail away as hard and fast as possible
...A dry hand on a dry cock does not feel good. Lube is your friend.
...balls do not like being treated roughly.
...Asking "are you gonna cum yet" is not the way to get a guy to climax sooner.
...Bouncing is not the same as grinding or thrusting.

Or maybe the dancers, or some of their customers, are taking the things that are shown in porn videos too literally. That is another thought that I have been having lately...is modern porn making our society less skilled as lovers?

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lopaw
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12 years ago
Sounds like they're getting jaded about the whole thing.
FWIW I'm finding the opposite to be true - more dancers nowadays seem better skilled in lady-love, at least by my experiences. Their skills are definitely improving, which is great for customers like myself. Maybe because it's so rare for them to get to try it out in the club, or maybe they're practicing on each other in the DR :)
sharkhunter
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12 years ago
Maybe she learned from this girl.
http://www.youtube.com/verify_age?next_u…

Note: Requires sign in to youtube.
jester214
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12 years ago
I think it has more to do with not caring than it does at not actually being able too.
SuperDude
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12 years ago
It's just like married sex. The woman wants to perform required services as quickly as possible. Just get it over with. In the SC, she's ready to move on to the next customer as soon as possible. Volume, money, fees, tips.
randy77
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12 years ago
"It's just like married sex. The woman wants to perform required services as quickly as possible. Just get it over with."

"Just get it over with. In the SC, she's ready to move on to the next customer as soon as possible. Volume, money, fees, tips."

Hope that's not your personal married experience. It certainly wasn't mine when I was married. I believe your 2nd statement is more accurate, but if you feel like you're part of an assmbly line, maybe you need to go when the club isn't so busy.
inno123
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12 years ago
To be clear I am not saying that they all have bad technique, but more than I would expect.

It can't be 'just wanting to get it over with' since the better technique would certainly have it over with sooner! Maybe it is just not caring, but I would have thought that the economics would work against it. Unhappy customers do not repeat. Maybe they are thinking that if you don't finish in the allotted VIP time you will have to pay for more time, but again that is not going to make for a customer that wants to repeat.
3LeggedMan
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12 years ago
Had a lap dance a couple years ago after this hot dark-skinned Jamaican had prepared me with awesome SS in the main room, so I'm expecting a pretty great private session. Once in the private area, she commences bouncing on my poor unit. Bounce, bounce, bounce. Unfortunately for me, I'd purchased a 5-song special block. All I can think of is that if it was really sex without layers of clothing in between this might be fun. Sadly, this was not an extras club and I'm fully clothed. Ya, mon.
gatorfan
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12 years ago
They missed the training seminar
Ermita_Nights
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12 years ago
I think too many guys are reluctant to correct the girl's technique. When I suggest that she might do things a bit different, they often seem surprised and are usually happy to accommodate. Some ask for more suggestions. A few get huffy, and I drop them.

Bouncing is one thing I hate. It's a lot of work for the girl, so they are often happy to stop if you ask nicely.
mjx01
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12 years ago
"balls do not like being treated roughly" - amen to that. It boggles my mind how often that happens to me.

"I think it has more to do with not caring" - sad but true.

Dain
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12 years ago
I completely concur with inno 123. My FS last week was the worst I ever had.
Alucard
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12 years ago
Well, practice makes perfect, ONLY if the Dancer wishes to improve! Some instruction by the recipient will often help if the Dancer actually gives a damned, assuming she actually is unskilled in sexual technique.

If the Dancer can or will not improve, find another who has better sex skills and gives a damned about a steady income from your patronage, by performing better or at a higher level. Let the unskilled &/or the unwilling Dancers learn a HARD lesson about customer service & $$$$!!! LOL
steve3003
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12 years ago
"I think too many guys are reluctant to correct the girl's technique."

That's some funny shit. Once, in desperation (my member was about to get permanently retired), I blurted out to go easy. To my surprise it worked. She went from crazy, rip them little heads off bitch to miss sensual, sexual healing babe.

But she was the pleasant exception. Usually stripper sex ain't nothing to write home about.
Alucard
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12 years ago
"Usually stripper sex ain't nothing to write home about."

You ARE picking the wrong Dancers then.
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