Yoda has a bit of a duel nature: He tries to present himself as wise, modest, and an ultra-tolerant ass-kisser. Look a bit below the surface though and you will see just how much of a hostile, arrogant, little prick he is though. No wonder the guy needs to pay for pussy. (Oh, ok, he can score once every two years with poor immigrant women: providing he is in the there threee times a week working on it.)
BD: By "tip parade", I surmise the practice is no stage interaction, but dancer circulates around customers collecting tips after her set- not very reliable as this is a hustle. However, if she gives you a hard on just by her mere presence, I'd strongly recommend buying a lapdance from her.
Thanks Chandler, you took the words right outa my mouth. As I've explained before, I have a 2-step process: if she is my type from a distance (small, slender, cute, young, friendly, nice smile), she makes the first cut and I'll try to spend a little time talking to her; if I then discover that she also has a pleasant personality, and it's difficult to define what I mean by that, I'll get a dance. And we continue or not from there. But if no one in the club makes the first cut, or maybe the way the club works doesn't allow my 2-step process to work that way, then I relax or revise the process or standards if I'm in the mood. At that point it depends on the girl and the club. So for me there really is no hard and fast answer to the question, it's more of a gut feel. But I don't worry too much about it because I always figure the odds are in my favor - all the girls are trying to make money and the only way they can do so is to please customers.
I'm sticking with my answer. Actually, I'll modify it to say it depends on what you're looking for. If conversation is important to you, try to strike up something with her. If it's contact you're after, see how much she'll go along with. If she's reluctant to engage in anything with you for a tip, she's a poor bet to deliver on the dance. Of course the best way is to tell is to buy a dance. If you like it and want more, buy a second. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Sorry, I'm not sure what your question is either. I think you are asking how to judge from tipping (onstage, as they tour the room?) wether to get lapdances, is that correct?
If so I look mostly for attitude. How they interact with customers on the floor and how they dance can be good indicators of LD quality.
Sorry, I can't tell what you're asking either. I'm guessing you're a dancer wondering how many lap dances you can expect a "tip parade" to yield? I'm gonna beat FONDL to it and say it depends on the girl and the club.
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