OTC Report: June 18

motorhead
Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life
It must have been my lucky day. After going out to a new Saturday night, I exchanged numbers with a stunningly beautiful 22 year blonde hottie.

She called me Monday evening and invited me over to her apartment for some play for pay action.

After I paid the agreed upon price of $500, we headed into the bedroom. The sex was extremely disappointng. Hey, for that kind of coin, I expected her to rock my world. She was tired, so as she was dozing off, she told to feel free to get what ever I wanted to eat or drink from the kitchen.

I grabbed a Miller Lite out of the frig and as I was looking thru her cabinet drawers in search of a knife to cut off a wedge of pound cake, I saw a stack of hundred dollar bills in the hideden drawer.

Thinking that I was overcharged for sex, I took 3 of the bills.

Questions for all: is this acceptable behavior?

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  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    This sounds like a case of dumb & dumber. You agreed to too high of a price. She dozed off with a stranger in her apartment. I don't know if stealing from a thief is acceptable but don't expect her to call you again. :)
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    I never heard you say anything, motorhead. I don't want to be a witness at the trial, should it come to that.
  • Alucard
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    12 years ago
    You should be charged & arrested. Period.
  • mikeya02
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    12 years ago
    Hmmm... kinda tricky, but she still made 200 and you kindly did not swipe the whole stack.
  • Ermita_Nights
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    12 years ago
    Not acceptable. Once you've made an agreement you should stick to it.
  • Rod8432
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    12 years ago
    Hate to jump on you, but yeah, that was a bad situation made worse by your stealing her money. She delivered the agreed-upon sex, still looked good, and didn't bait-and-switch or upcharge you. She just didn't "rock your world," which most sex won't.

    Unless you specifically negotiated for a rock-your-world experience, and defined what that would be, then she upheld her end of the bargain. You didn't. I suspect you know that, or you wouldn't be asking us to assuage your guilt.

    Okay, lecture's over. Since you know where she lives, maybe mail or courier over the money to her, even anonymously if you'd like. It'll bring balance to the force... :)

  • mikeya02
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    12 years ago
    Personly, I would have told her when she was awake, that I was dissapointed and could I have a partial refund. That maybe I would be regular if things were more fun. If she said no, I would leave. Stealing from a girl that trusts me would not make me feel good.
  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    I'm afraid I'm gonna pile on, Motorhead. Complain and/or ask for a discount. What you did puts you squarely on the wrong side of the moral line. Which, as Rod pointed out, you likely already know. Fix your Karma, dude.
  • EarlTee
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    12 years ago
    Did she make a specific promise and fail to deliver? I suspect so, since $500 is a lot of dough. Still, as others have pointed out, there were other ways to seek remedy besides stealing.

    Too bad you can't report her to the Better Bimbos Bureau.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
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    12 years ago
    There's definitely a moral dilemma here. The quantity that was promised was delivered, just not the quality. And the "quality" desired, is difficult to define.

    On the lighter side of this, I like EarlTee's comment about reporting her to the "Better Bimbos Bureau."
  • txtittyfan
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    12 years ago
    Just offer her $300 for another OTC. She will be whole again and and it will probably make you feel better.
  • steve229
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    12 years ago

    How was the pound cake?
  • Stiletto25
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    12 years ago
    Stealing from someones house when they invite you over is unacceptable. If you were upset, you should bring it up to her when she wakes up. If you guys have some type of discrepancy in the club, talk to the manager before paying. If you have OTC, have an agreed upon price which you pay willingly, then steal money out of her drawer, thats theft.

    I really hope she doesn't notice or she isnt anything like me. If you stole from my home and showed your face in the club again, it'd be the last time.
  • Doc_Holliday
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    12 years ago
    So if you ever go to see Stiletto and this song starts playing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BzZHmHqEE…


    be sure to leave the bar while you still can...
  • steve229
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    12 years ago

    Something doesn't smell right. I wonder if MH is putting us on?
  • Doc_Holliday
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    12 years ago
    You have a point. Who keeps a couple grand in the kitchen drawer? If a thief breaks into a full house unarmed, first place they go will be for the knives.
  • GoVikings
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    12 years ago
    Yes it's unacceptable. You shouldn't have even had to ask.
  • farmerart
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    12 years ago
    Very bad form, sir.

    Shame on you.
  • canny
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    12 years ago
    I'm with the majority. I would have made the OTC experience last a lot longer to get my money's worth, probably by giving her lot's of coffee to wake her up.

    People who don't trust banks keep their money stashed at home. I know a couple of strippers who don't have bank accounts and one of them had a few hundred dollars stolen from her recently. Only in her case, it was everything that she had.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago
    I better clarify before I get thrown off of this board. Lol

    Steve got the joke. I thought y'all would too.

    I was just funnin' with you. It was just a spoof of the guy that took his ATF to Tampa then cheated on her and then asked if was acceptable. :)

  • georgmicrodong
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    12 years ago
    Well, that's good to hear. :)

    Next time, try to make it a *little* more over the top, so us dense ones get it. :)
  • Clubber
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    12 years ago
    BAD!
  • mikeya02
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    12 years ago
    Funny Motor, but your story seemed so real.
  • shadowcat
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    12 years ago
    I should have smelled some thing when you agreed on $500. :)
  • ButterMan
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    12 years ago
    Alucard took the bait! He was ready to call 911 on you! Even if you had I wouldn't have blamed you! She fell asleep and didn't deliver. But yea the story seemed kind of fishy from the start. I doubt she would fall asleep and leave a stranger in her house like that.
  • motorhead
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    12 years ago


    And Steve, the poundcake was as bad as the sex.

    Not as sweet as I like.
  • jacobs.patrick7
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    12 years ago
    I need to set aside some time to visit Michigan!
  • Papi_Chulo
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    12 years ago
    “I was just funnin' with you”

    Yeah – that didn’t sound like MH’s style – others on this board – maybe :)
  • vincemichaels
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    12 years ago
    GRRRRRR, nice bamboozle, mh. Or should I say Dick Johnson.
  • maburton
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    12 years ago
    Not cool. It'd be tantamount to reaching into the garter to take a $20 back because you didn't like the dance.

    That said, she did say you could take whatever you wanted to eat or drink from the kitchen... who says you didn't feel like eating a Benjamin or 3?
  • maburton
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    12 years ago
    And now I see the joke...
  • hard10
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    12 years ago
    Shit. I believed you.
  • hard10
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    12 years ago
    Actually guys, my story is true.
  • bobvz
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    12 years ago
    See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil.
  • deogol
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    12 years ago
    Escorts (and strippers) can't count. That's why they are always broke.
  • bang69
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    12 years ago
    if any stole from me. I'd hunt them down & setle things when i found them
  • SuperDude
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    12 years ago
    "Everything written on this site should be considered a work of fiction," except when the rest of us fall for it.
  • jester214
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    12 years ago
    I got it immediately MH, but I could have told you spoof threads don't appear to work on here. Even when they're more obvious than this one.
  • farmerart
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    12 years ago
    I was on the fence, but since we have exchanged PMs I took you at your word.

    Well done, Dick Johnson #2.

    You bear closer watching in the future.
  • smokeshopjoe
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    12 years ago
    Seriously, that at no point sounded like a motorhead story. I was expecting the post to end with a link to another board. For starters let me take a stab at this but if Moto was displeased with sex he would just fucking leave. and probably go to the club.

    I am sickened at you guys for thinking that, I know we are all at least a little bit bastardish, but to think someone would do that and then post especially after god knows how many posts. Huff now if he said he took a dump on the stack of dollar bills or pound cake then sure I would have belived it.

    Next time Motohead end the story with you fucking the pound cake and telling us it was better than her.
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    Mo'Head, lmfao....the poundcake made it sound real

    Reminded me of....

    Laid (James)....hands inside the till, messing w/kitchen knives
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZnrLEo1wo…


    Right Place, Wrong Time (Screamin' Cheetah Wheelies)....
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I-yDTk2t8…


  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    Mo'Head, I agree with SmokeBluntJoe....

    Next time we want to hear how you paid $150 and then got 4 BJs, 7 HJs and f#cked her brains out for 6 hours....
  • MADDOG_ROMEO
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    12 years ago
    "Next time Motohead end the story with you fucking the pound cake and telling us it was better than her."

    Sounds like the basis for a new movie --> "American Poundcake"....
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