So now you know why she never called...

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steve229
I go up to the stage to tip a fav. She gives me a hug and asks if I can do her a favor. I say sure. She slips something into my hand, and says, "Can you throw that away for me?" I take a quick glance and see it's a scrap of paper with a guy's name (might have been "Doug") and phone number. Oh, well...

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jackslash
13 years ago
It could be worse. When I read " She slips something into my hand, and says, "Can you throw that away for me?" ", I thought it was going to be a used condom.
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vincemichaels
13 years ago
Me too, jackslash. That would truely be a gross, turnoff. But on the other hand. . . And, steve229, was your fav in a cheerleader outfit?
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Pablo Antonio
13 years ago
Don't tell me Dougster gave your fav his number.................
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Pablo Antonio
13 years ago
Steve:

Don't sweat it. Guys give my fav their number all the time. It is how dancers stay employed when you can't be there.
:D
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shadowcat
13 years ago
I was going with condom also. :)
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Alucard
13 years ago
Poor guy! ;) ;)
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Clubber
13 years ago
Used condom or tampon, tampon or condom...!
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Player11
13 years ago
She sounds like a bitch asking a customer to dispose of her trash. Thought it wb used condom too. That slut would not get my money...
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georgmicrodong
13 years ago
@Player11: Why not? It seems like every other slut gets your money. What's so different about that one?
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GoVikings
13 years ago
Stilleto25, do you get a lot of guys giving you their numbers?
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Club_Goer_Seattle
13 years ago
I saw just the opposite happen once. At the former Rick's in Seattle, as I was leaving the club one afternoon. I noticed a beverage coaster (a frequently used item for writing phone numbers) torn into three pieces on the parking lot pavenment just where the driver side door would have been, had a car been parked there. I picked up the pieces to see what was on them. It was the name and phone number of one of the really nasty dancers in the club. Obviously, she had given a customer her phone number. Not only did he not want it, but he didn't even want it going home with him!
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shadowcat
13 years ago
Club_Goer - That is what I do with 90% of the phone numbers that I get. I have only given out mine 4 times.
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lopaw
13 years ago
Lol steve....only you ;)!
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Stiletto25
13 years ago
@govikings- yes, alot of customers give me their numbers. I usually respond by saying "What would you like me to do with this?"
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Alucard
13 years ago
I've only given my number to the 3 ATFs I had.

"@govikings- yes, alot of customers give me their numbers. I usually respond by saying "What would you like me to do with this?"

Stiletto25 did any customer ever respond to your question by saying "Please call me sometime"?
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uscue13
13 years ago
I was expecting condom.

I hate the "Can you do me a favor" question. I never respond with sure but with a "what is it". Don't commit to something before you know what it is. Then you've already lost your bargaining power (aka chance to lie) to get out of it.
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