How do you tie up a stripper with paper napkins?

@ Shadow -- You may need to put your reading glasses on. This is from the article: ". . .when they got in the room, they discovered that her hands had been tied with two cloth napkins."

My bad. Now where did I put those damn glasses. LOL.

cloth napkins can be quite strong.

"This Was The Tied-Up Stripper Found In Aroldis Chapman’s Hotel Room" I scroll down and the first pic was a baseball player... that confused me for a second.

Sounds like a another kinky baseball player to me. Let's see how the investigation plays out.

The stripper doesn't look too bad. I would bang her. But I would hide my wallet and my watch first.

I like to use those soft, Japanese silk ropes myself, but a silk necktie will do in a pinch.

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