Dancers just won't leave me alone!
tatum123
I love going to this one club where i can sit peacefully, sip my whiskey, and try to decide which gorgeous dancer to spend my money on. But it never quite works out that way: these girls just keep coming over, sitting on my lap, and begging me to do them the honor of letting them grind on me for hours at a time, free of charge. I try to tell them that all i want is to spend some money on a quality air dance that goes nowhere, but these girls just never give me what I want; they're too busy begging me to give it to them for free, as they just can't seem to help themselves.
Iniquitous, any advice for this tortured soul?
Iniquitous, any advice for this tortured soul?
21 comments
Move to Chicago, Washington, DC or Grand Rapids, MI or any of the other cities that seem to be candidates for the most boring strip club award. That should take care of your "problem."
There's your problem my good sir, If they are hot why complain?
QUIT lying.
I have the same problem. All these dancers, especially the Latinas, they love me. Once I speak Spanish to them they turn on the Latin charm and passion.
They buy me shots of tequila, or Coronas with salt and lime, for free. We go to the VIP and have sex for hours. Sometimes when I am coming, I start speaking English and my beautiful Latina gets pissed and storms out of the VIP saying "puta madre". They never ask for money.
Whats a poor guy to do?
:)