Dancers just won't leave me alone!
Monday, April 9, 2012 8:36 PM
I love going to this one club where i can sit peacefully, sip my whiskey, and try to decide which gorgeous dancer to spend my money on. But it never quite works out that way: these girls just keep coming over, sitting on my lap, and begging me to do them the honor of letting them grind on me for hours at a time, free of charge. I try to tell them that all i want is to spend some money on a quality air dance that goes nowhere, but these girls just never give me what I want; they're too busy begging me to give it to them for free, as they just can't seem to help themselves.
Iniquitous, any advice for this tortured soul?
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