Always check the experation date

bang69
North Carolina
Hey all when buying condom's at a gass station always check the experation date on the condom box. Reason they don't always lokk at the experation date.

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  • steve229
    13 years ago

    Stay away from the ones at the dollar store, too.
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    Better than an expiration date...

    After unfurling the condom to it's proper location, check the "stripe" at the very bottom. It changes color (green, yellow, red) with age. Don't trust any yellow or red stripe (not the beer).
  • jackslash
    13 years ago
    Always check the expiration date on the stripper, too. Some of them are no longer fit for consumption.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    13 years ago
    Why is it that TUSCL members whose handles end in "69," can't spell ?
  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    "Why is it that TUSCL members whose handles end in "69," can't spell ?"

    Perhaps they should end in 420 not 69
  • motorhead
    13 years ago
    I don't buy condoms. Martha Stewart taught me how to make my own with Super Glue and old dry cleaning bags.
  • steve229
    13 years ago
    "Always check the expiration date on the stripper, too."

    @jackslash - Where do you find that? I must be looking in the wrong places.
  • Club_Goer_Seattle
    13 years ago
    @ steve229: A stripper's expiration date is kinda like the definition of pornography. It's difficult to define, but you know it when you see it.
  • bang69
    13 years ago
    @motorhead. We here in the back woods of NortCarolina don't spell to well
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    CondomS? You need more than one? Seems one can last more than a month, if properly washed out after use.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    EWWWWWWW !! Clubber It's kinda embarassing when the rubber starts to crumble when you pull it out of the package. :)
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    That comes from an old not very politically correct joke about those of Polish ancestry.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    Yes, I know. My brother used to do that. LMAO Once a Pollock, always a Pollock. Polish pride forever !!!!
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    vm,

    Is this a confession on your part? Might be better than my being mick/kraut/limey.
  • sharkhunter
    13 years ago
    I'm starting to check the expiration date on several food items and non food items. It would be nice if every manufacturer would make the date clear and readable rather than use a code you have to figure out if you can or squint your eyes to be able to read anything.

    I suggest the expiration date be added to the nutrition label in a clear readable format for all food items with the possible exception of fresh fruits and vegetables since that is something you tend to have to look and check out yourself. I would also include non food items such as contact lens solution and anything else that has a shelf life. If something such as contact lens solution doesn't have a nutrition label, then maybe a readable box on the side of the container indicating the expiration date would be nice. I suggest a format such as
    EXPIRATION DATE: SEPT 12, 2012

    with big enough letters so that you don't have to squint your eyes and have it printed on the label instead of the creases on the side or bottom or top of a container in almost unreadable print or a code.
  • vincemichaels
    13 years ago
    Like most of us, Clubber, I am a Heinz. I've got Irish and Cherokee and Chippewa Indian in my heritage from my dad's side. My mom comes from German, Russian and Polish ancestors. I favor whichever heritage suits my fancy as needed. My full head of hair comes from my mom's genes. I am glad I have hair. My dad's side loses hair quickly.:)
  • thesamurai
    13 years ago
    who needs condoms? ziplock sandwich baggies work great and thanks to awesome ziplock technology when you cum there is no leakage!
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Just don't wear them man !......and fuck yuo ew can splle !
  • Clubber
    13 years ago
    vm,

    Like my Grandfather said, "Hair either turns gray or turns loose." I, too, opt for the gray. :)
  • JuiceBox69
    13 years ago
    Motor I agree juicman420 just looks better ! Lol
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