Always check the experation date

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• steve229

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  13 years ago

  
  Stay away from the ones at the dollar store, too.
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  Better than an expiration date...
  
  After unfurling the condom to it's proper location, check the "stripe" at the very bottom. It changes color (green, yellow, red) with age. Don't trust any yellow or red stripe (not the beer).
• jackslash

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  13 years ago

  Always check the expiration date on the stripper, too. Some of them are no longer fit for consumption.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  13 years ago

  Why is it that TUSCL members whose handles end in "69," can't spell ?
• motorhead

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  13 years ago

  "Why is it that TUSCL members whose handles end in "69," can't spell ?"
  
  Perhaps they should end in 420 not 69
• motorhead

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  13 years ago

  I don't buy condoms. Martha Stewart taught me how to make my own with Super Glue and old dry cleaning bags.
  
• steve229

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  13 years ago

  "Always check the expiration date on the stripper, too."
  
  @jackslash - Where do you find that? I must be looking in the wrong places.
• Club_Goer_Seattle

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  13 years ago

  @ steve229: A stripper's expiration date is kinda like the definition of pornography. It's difficult to define, but you know it when you see it.
• bang69

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  13 years ago

  @motorhead. We here in the back woods of NortCarolina don't spell to well
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  CondomS? You need more than one? Seems one can last more than a month, if properly washed out after use.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  EWWWWWWW !! Clubber It's kinda embarassing when the rubber starts to crumble when you pull it out of the package. :)
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  That comes from an old not very politically correct joke about those of Polish ancestry.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Yes, I know. My brother used to do that. LMAO Once a Pollock, always a Pollock. Polish pride forever !!!!
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  vm,
  
  Is this a confession on your part? Might be better than my being mick/kraut/limey.
• sharkhunter

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  13 years ago

  I'm starting to check the expiration date on several food items and non food items. It would be nice if every manufacturer would make the date clear and readable rather than use a code you have to figure out if you can or squint your eyes to be able to read anything.
  
  I suggest the expiration date be added to the nutrition label in a clear readable format for all food items with the possible exception of fresh fruits and vegetables since that is something you tend to have to look and check out yourself. I would also include non food items such as contact lens solution and anything else that has a shelf life. If something such as contact lens solution doesn't have a nutrition label, then maybe a readable box on the side of the container indicating the expiration date would be nice. I suggest a format such as
  EXPIRATION DATE: SEPT 12, 2012
  
  with big enough letters so that you don't have to squint your eyes and have it printed on the label instead of the creases on the side or bottom or top of a container in almost unreadable print or a code.
• vincemichaels

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  13 years ago

  Like most of us, Clubber, I am a Heinz. I've got Irish and Cherokee and Chippewa Indian in my heritage from my dad's side. My mom comes from German, Russian and Polish ancestors. I favor whichever heritage suits my fancy as needed. My full head of hair comes from my mom's genes. I am glad I have hair. My dad's side loses hair quickly.:)
• thesamurai

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  13 years ago

  who needs condoms? ziplock sandwich baggies work great and thanks to awesome ziplock technology when you cum there is no leakage!
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Just don't wear them man !......and fuck yuo ew can splle !
• Clubber

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  13 years ago

  vm,
  
  Like my Grandfather said, "Hair either turns gray or turns loose." I, too, opt for the gray. :)
• JuiceBox69

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  13 years ago

  Motor I agree juicman420 just looks better ! Lol